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[groaning, grunting]
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Oh. [chuckles]
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[laughing]
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[screaming]
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[laughing hysterically]
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[Dr. Lorre gasping]
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FEMALE ANNOUNCER:
Please stand by for test 123
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in T-minus ten.
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I repeat, T-minus ten.
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TWEETY: Dr. Lorre,
what are you doing?
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I need to get a message out.
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I know too much.
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They're not going to
let us leave.
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I'm sending for help.
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Everything is going to
be okay, my little Tweety.
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I promise.
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♪♪♪
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Phew.
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Huh? [chuckles nervously]
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[alarm blaring]
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GUARD: There he is! Go!
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[overlapping shouting]
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♪♪♪
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[lion roars]
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[buzzer]
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[groaning]
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♪♪♪
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[explosion rumbling]
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♪♪♪
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[gasping]
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SECURITY GUARD: You can jump,
or we can push you.
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Someday the truth
will be known.
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♪♪♪
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[hawk screeching]
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[stomach growling]
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[loud whooshing]
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Beep beep.
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[whooshing]
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Beep beep.
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Beep beep.
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[truck horn honks]
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- [stomach rumbles]
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[faint squeaking]
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[boink]
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[whooshing]
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[airplane whooshing]
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ANNOUNCER: Everyone,
what's that thing in the sky?
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PILOT: I don't know.
I'll just shoot it down.
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Lock on target.
Clear to engage.
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Oh $
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[distant thud]
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[tense music]
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[rocket beeping]
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[rapid beeping]
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[gentle music]
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Beep beep.
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KEVIN AVERY: Have you
gotten into a catapult
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hoping to be gently
and sensibly flown
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to a destination
of your choosing,
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only to be
violently pile-drived
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face-first into the ground?
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Have you ever set a big stack
of TNT on the road
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hoping to blow up
your nemesis,
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but when you
press the detonator,
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the detonator
itself explodes?
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Have you ever pulled
the ripcord of your parachute
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and only a bunch
of silverware comes out?
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It's not your fault.
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There's probably
someone to blame.
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♪♪♪
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We'll be your voice.
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- Avery.
- Jones.
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- Maltese.
- ALL: Justice!
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WOMAN: Two for Tuesdays.
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[explosion booms]
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[explosion booming]
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PORKY PIG: Yes, thank you.
I'd like to order some...
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[stammering]...fli-- fl--
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Lilacs.
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KEVIN: Hey,
wrecking ball smash.
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I could probably get you
250 bucks for that.
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See you next week.
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OPERATOR:
Thank you for calling
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Avery, Jones and Maltese.
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If you've been hit
by an anvil, press one.
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If you've been
electrocuted, press two.
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If you've been crushed by
a falling piano, press three.
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- Good morning.
- It's almost 3:00.
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- Oh.
- [Gruesome Gorilla groans]
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- Good morning, Dottie.
- Not now.
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- Do they have the paperwork--
- Sal?
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Hey, Kev.
You sleep in that suit again?
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Good eye.
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I've been waiting for you.
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Hi. I have found
some catastrophic fires,
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coincidentally all
near match factories,
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and I really think it's
a great opportunity to help
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a lot of people with one case.
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How long is
this internship again?
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Three more months,
just enough time to really
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dig in and make a difference.
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You know, you really remind me
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of when I was fresh
out of law school.
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And I mean that
in the worst possible way.
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And I will take that
as a compliment--
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Oh, no, look, you got this.
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I'm gonna do you a favor,
because you're my niece
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and I want you
to have a happy life.
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Stop.
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- At Oxford...
- I have a feeling
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I'm gonna be hearing
that phrase a lot.
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At Oxford, they really stress
the importance of the law
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on everyday lives,
and all you're really
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having me do right now
is brainstorm ideas
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- for your billboards.
- Yeah.
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You're new here,
so you don't know that
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this file goes
right over here.
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And that,
my friend, is freedom.
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- I really wanna pick it up.
- No, no, no, no, no.
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And I really wanna
file it alphabetically.
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No, you will not. Please.
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You've got a new client
in the conference room.
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He seems unhinged. Good luck.
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Mr. Coyote?
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K-Yote-- Ca-yote?
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All right, well,
How can I help you?
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Oh, one of my billboards.
[chuckles]
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Cost a lot of money
to put those up.
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So you've been in an accident?
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Do you not talk?
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Oh, but you have signs.
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I don't, uh, understand.
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All right. [chuckles]
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Is that supposed to be you?
And, uh, who's that?
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Uh, okay. What do you--
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- [explosion booming]
- [employees gasping]
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[Kevin coughing]
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Not entirely necessary
to do all that, but okay.
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So,
seems like we're talking about
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some faulty rocket skates
that backfired when you were
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trying to capture
a bird that you have
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some sort of
sordid history with?
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So do you have
the rocket skates?
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Okay, great.
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So we're gonna write in
your name as the plaintiff.
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Then we'll say we're asking
for, I don't know, $300?
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300 and here we'll write
in the name of the company
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that made the skates.
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Let me guess. Acme?
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But they're great to deal with
for little stuff like this.
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We just drop your skates
in a box, type up a complaint,
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and boom, you're the richest
Coyote in the country.
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All I need is a signature.
Or you just wanna lick it,
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that's probably fine, too.
There we go.
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Uh, what, uh...
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Wait. Mr. Coyote.
Hey, somebody grab that guy.
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Mr. Coyote.
Look, I just need you to sign.
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It's an Acme stapler?
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Yes,
that is how staplers work.
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Oh, God.
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Okay, I get it,
there are problems
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with Acme's cartoon products.
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I see it all the time.
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I mean, I'm surprised
Acme makes my phone in my car.
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Why would they also make this?
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This is just
silly stuff for cartoons.
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You know, what's the worst
that could really happen?
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They see some birds
whipping around their heads.
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Well, it doesn't seem
that silly to me.
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Paige,
this is a run-of-the-mill
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$300 rocket skate case,
trust me.
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And doesn't that mean
that's a pile of $300 cases?
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Paige, come on.
Do you know what would happen
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if we submitted all this
stuff as evidence together?
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We'd have a giant
lawsuit on our hands.
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PAIGE: That would--
that would be amazing.
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And if you could prove
a causal connection,
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then really,
the sky's the limit.
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The sky is not the limit,
all right?
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The limit is,
like, right here.
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We don't do massive cases.
We do quick and easy. Right?
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Huh?
Where'd all the stuff go?
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So, Mr. Coyote,
my professional opinion
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is that this case is worth,
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you know,
a few hundred dollars.
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And I can see
if they'll replace
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the rocket skates,
so I need you to sign this.
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Rude. All right, well,
it was nice meeting you.
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Do you mind putting the
evidence box into the system?
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I'm going to lunch.
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Here you go.
Into evidence, please.
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All right,
what do we got here?
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[loud clattering]
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Jeez,
someone's suing for a lot.
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♪♪♪
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[elevator dings]
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[people exclaiming]
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GOLF COACH: This is where
we're gonna hit the...
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Oh! Excuse me.
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Cartoon products cases
go down to the basement.
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BUDDY CRANE: Governor,
these threats...
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they're tantamount
to blackmail.
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The law's completely
on our side here.
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'Cause we wrote the law.
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[chuckles] Yeah.
Okay, great to catch up.
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[knocking on glass]
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You better be straightening
away on the Plapinger case.
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Oh, it's done. Let's just say
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his next vacation
will be in prison.
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But I got something else.
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Cartoon case? Basement.
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Yeah, I think
you need to see this one.
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They're suing us for every
Acme cartoon product.
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Who?
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I wasn't familiar
with the name.
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[chuckling]
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[both laughing]
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OSCAR: Look, just pay me
the money you owe me,
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or I'll sue you
for breach of contract.
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Okay, I gotta go.
I'll call you later, Mom.
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[phone beeps]
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Well, well, well.
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If it isn't
our resident hotshot.
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What does that mean?
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Serving Acme for every one
of their cartoon products?
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Yeah, right.
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Do I look like the guy
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who would take on the biggest
corporation in the world?
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HENRY: You're looking
at the guy who is taking on
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the biggest corporation
in the world.
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Channel 4 News
has just learned
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that papers were filed today
against the Acme Corporation.
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Buddy Crane,
Acme's chief legal counsel,
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declined to comment.
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KEVIN: How did this happen?
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It's okay.
It's okay. It's exciting.
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All eyes on you, ready to
show them what you got.
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Paige, when we sue Acme
for some little thing...
261
00:16:59,809 --> 00:17:01,312
- Yes.
- ...nobody even notices.
262
00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:03,147
We're a tiny item
on a spreadsheet.
263
00:17:03,314 --> 00:17:06,283
But this?
This went to Buddy Crane.
264
00:17:06,450 --> 00:17:08,518
- Who?
- Buddy Crane?
265
00:17:08,685 --> 00:17:10,454
He's only, like, the best
lawyer in the country.
266
00:17:10,620 --> 00:17:12,490
- Okay.
- Went to law school together,
267
00:17:12,655 --> 00:17:14,958
and he is a total machine.
268
00:17:15,126 --> 00:17:18,396
Built like an ox,
his mind is sharp as a tack.
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00:17:18,561 --> 00:17:21,265
Trims his fingernails
with a switchblade.
270
00:17:21,432 --> 00:17:22,866
You know, I once saw him
eat a lobster...
271
00:17:23,034 --> 00:17:25,769
- Well, I eat lobster.
- ...while it was still alive.
272
00:17:25,935 --> 00:17:27,438
Not even sure that's legal.
273
00:17:27,604 --> 00:17:29,873
What could I have possibly
done to deserve all this?
274
00:17:30,041 --> 00:17:32,076
- Did I piss off a witch?
- Oh, no.
275
00:17:32,243 --> 00:17:35,046
- We good. [cackles]
- Then how did this happen?
276
00:17:35,212 --> 00:17:37,547
I just typed up everything
that was inside the box.
277
00:17:37,714 --> 00:17:39,816
And I just brought
the box inside.
278
00:17:39,983 --> 00:17:41,818
I've just been working
on my short game.
279
00:17:43,054 --> 00:17:44,587
I've been on hold
for two hours
280
00:17:44,754 --> 00:17:47,224
trying to win tickets
to the Country Jubilee.
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00:17:51,828 --> 00:17:53,030
You.
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00:17:58,935 --> 00:18:01,372
Do you have any idea
what you've done?
283
00:18:01,539 --> 00:18:04,075
You have put me
in such a horrible position.
284
00:18:04,241 --> 00:18:06,676
- [phone ringing]
- Oh. [grunts]
285
00:18:10,247 --> 00:18:12,016
Hi. [chuckles]
286
00:18:12,183 --> 00:18:13,950
BUDDY: If it isn't
my old friend Kevy.
287
00:18:14,118 --> 00:18:15,852
Yeah, it's been a while.
288
00:18:16,020 --> 00:18:17,887
BUDDY: Look at you,
shaking things up.
289
00:18:18,055 --> 00:18:20,790
Well, I'm not
intentionally shaking, really.
290
00:18:20,957 --> 00:18:22,393
BUDDY: I think--
you know, I think
291
00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:23,561
we should have
a face-to-face, don't you?
292
00:18:23,726 --> 00:18:25,795
Your face and my face?
293
00:18:25,962 --> 00:18:27,730
BUDDY: Be in my office.
15 minutes.
294
00:18:27,897 --> 00:18:30,800
- Get things right as rain.
- [chuckles] Okay, sounds...
295
00:18:30,967 --> 00:18:32,702
- Looking forward to it.
- [phone beeping]
296
00:18:32,869 --> 00:18:34,138
[sighs]
297
00:18:35,638 --> 00:18:37,874
[clock ticking]
298
00:18:39,676 --> 00:18:40,944
ANNOUNCER:
From its humble roots
299
00:18:41,112 --> 00:18:43,380
as a cartoon anvil factory,
300
00:18:43,547 --> 00:18:46,283
Acme has become America's
greatest success story.
301
00:18:46,450 --> 00:18:50,454
Acme, I say, Acme
is an innovation factory.
302
00:18:50,620 --> 00:18:51,988
We create the impossible.
303
00:18:52,156 --> 00:18:53,756
ANNOUNCER:
With each new product,
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00:18:53,923 --> 00:18:56,993
we revolutionize industry
and the world.
305
00:18:57,161 --> 00:18:59,463
We're a company
of family values
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00:18:59,629 --> 00:19:03,766
that values
its family of companies.
307
00:19:03,933 --> 00:19:05,236
Acme.
308
00:19:06,604 --> 00:19:08,738
Hey! Hey, hey.
309
00:19:08,905 --> 00:19:10,341
I don't know
what your deal is,
310
00:19:10,508 --> 00:19:12,076
but I need you to
listen to me very carefully.
311
00:19:12,243 --> 00:19:15,079
Stop. You are gonna
follow my lead, all right?
312
00:19:15,246 --> 00:19:16,746
We're gonna tell them
this is all just
313
00:19:16,913 --> 00:19:18,616
a big misunderstanding,
and we're looking
314
00:19:18,781 --> 00:19:21,185
to get this settled
as quickly as possible.
315
00:19:21,352 --> 00:19:23,154
We will be polite.
316
00:19:23,320 --> 00:19:26,123
We will not detonate
explosives, all right?
317
00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:27,757
If they put something
in front of us,
318
00:19:27,924 --> 00:19:29,426
we will sign it.
319
00:19:29,593 --> 00:19:30,760
Got it?
320
00:19:33,197 --> 00:19:35,199
BILL: Mr. Avery.
Bill Pelicanos.
321
00:19:35,366 --> 00:19:36,600
And Mr. Coyote.
322
00:19:36,766 --> 00:19:37,934
I'll, uh, take you
to see Buddy.
323
00:19:38,102 --> 00:19:39,103
So I hear
you guys were friends
324
00:19:39,270 --> 00:19:40,638
from back in the day, huh?
325
00:19:40,803 --> 00:19:43,207
Guess you could say that
if you were incorrect.
326
00:19:43,374 --> 00:19:46,477
[Bill laughs] And look at this
guy going clothing-optional.
327
00:19:48,945 --> 00:19:50,381
Hey, Buddy, look who's here.
328
00:19:50,548 --> 00:19:53,716
[Buddy laughs]
If it isn't Mr. Billboard.
329
00:19:53,883 --> 00:19:56,986
- How you been, man?
- Good, good. Yeah, very good.
330
00:19:57,154 --> 00:19:59,123
Those were the days,
weren't they?
331
00:19:59,290 --> 00:20:01,559
- Yeah.
- Harvard Law. You look...
332
00:20:03,627 --> 00:20:05,862
- good.
- Uh, thank you.
333
00:20:06,030 --> 00:20:07,531
- Have a seat.
- Okay.
334
00:20:07,697 --> 00:20:10,301
I gotta say,
I was a bit surprised
335
00:20:10,467 --> 00:20:12,203
to see your name
on a case of this size.
336
00:20:12,369 --> 00:20:13,836
Me, too. [laughs]
337
00:20:14,004 --> 00:20:16,340
I mean,
I'm so sorry about all this.
338
00:20:16,507 --> 00:20:19,076
It was just
a big misunderstanding.
339
00:20:19,243 --> 00:20:21,245
Well, we got
a really busy day around here,
340
00:20:21,412 --> 00:20:23,581
and I would hate to keep you
from getting back to...
341
00:20:24,515 --> 00:20:26,350
- whatever it is you do.
- Yeah.
342
00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:29,086
- Lot of stuff, too. Yeah.
- BUDDY: Yeah, sure.
343
00:20:30,087 --> 00:20:31,488
Oh, my God.
344
00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:34,058
- Uh--
- [both laughing]
345
00:20:34,225 --> 00:20:35,992
BUDDY: And this seems obvious,
but I have to say it anyway.
346
00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:38,562
Acme denies all charges
and accepts no liability
347
00:20:38,728 --> 00:20:41,998
or causal connection between
Mr. Coyote's colorful injuries
348
00:20:42,166 --> 00:20:43,234
and our state-of-the-art,
349
00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:44,568
life-enhancing
family products.
350
00:20:44,734 --> 00:20:46,370
Yeah, yeah, blah, blah, blah.
351
00:20:46,537 --> 00:20:48,372
BUDDY: And, you know,
as much fun as it would be
352
00:20:48,539 --> 00:20:50,207
to get back
in a courtroom with you,
353
00:20:50,374 --> 00:20:52,610
I guess it's time to do
what you do best.
354
00:20:52,775 --> 00:20:54,011
- BOTH: Settle.
- Yeah.
355
00:20:54,178 --> 00:20:57,047
Um, well, look,
thank you so much,
356
00:20:57,214 --> 00:20:59,849
and I'm so sorry
for taking up all your time.
357
00:21:00,017 --> 00:21:03,120
- It was unintentional. I--
- [paper tearing]
358
00:21:04,088 --> 00:21:05,589
- [match strikes]
- Uh--
359
00:21:05,755 --> 00:21:08,791
- [flames whooshing]
- [all gasping]
360
00:21:08,958 --> 00:21:10,427
No, no, no.
He didn't mean that.
361
00:21:10,594 --> 00:21:12,795
- Do you have another copy?
- Is this a joke?
362
00:21:12,962 --> 00:21:15,532
- No, no.
- 'Cause it's not funny.
363
00:21:15,699 --> 00:21:17,434
I thought cartoons
were supposed to be funny.
364
00:21:17,601 --> 00:21:18,901
You guys actually
wanna fight, Avery?
365
00:21:19,069 --> 00:21:20,304
Your tiny firm is unmatched.
366
00:21:20,471 --> 00:21:21,572
We'll tie you
in legal loopholes.
367
00:21:21,739 --> 00:21:23,040
We'll bury you in paperwork.
368
00:21:23,207 --> 00:21:24,275
I'll put a dozen
of my best lawyers on this
369
00:21:24,441 --> 00:21:25,942
24 hours a day
to make sure
370
00:21:26,110 --> 00:21:28,878
your name is more synonymous
with failure
371
00:21:29,046 --> 00:21:30,447
than it already is.
372
00:21:31,415 --> 00:21:34,618
Oh, and I almost forgot.
We don't validate parking.
373
00:21:35,552 --> 00:21:37,887
Do you know what
you could do with $50,000?
374
00:21:38,055 --> 00:21:40,790
Do you have any idea how many
birds you could buy with that?
375
00:21:40,957 --> 00:21:42,326
Flocks! You know what?
376
00:21:42,493 --> 00:21:44,295
Not that it really matters,
but I'm out.
377
00:21:44,461 --> 00:21:46,430
Yeah, that's right.
I quit, man.
378
00:21:46,597 --> 00:21:47,930
Go find another lawyer.
379
00:21:48,098 --> 00:21:49,899
This is already my personal
freaking nightmare,
380
00:21:50,067 --> 00:21:52,670
and I'm not sticking around to
see if it can get any worse.
381
00:21:52,835 --> 00:21:54,571
[piano thudding]
382
00:21:54,738 --> 00:21:56,240
[car alarm wailing]
383
00:21:58,142 --> 00:22:00,644
Sorry. Butterfingers.
384
00:22:00,810 --> 00:22:03,247
[sinister piano music]
385
00:22:09,186 --> 00:22:11,689
Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
386
00:22:11,854 --> 00:22:13,324
Why didn't you settle?
387
00:22:13,490 --> 00:22:15,426
That's what we do here.
We settle.
388
00:22:15,592 --> 00:22:18,162
- Dottie, what do we do here?
- We settle.
389
00:22:18,329 --> 00:22:20,830
Okay, I tried to settle,
but he wouldn't let me settle.
390
00:22:20,997 --> 00:22:24,000
He's a coyote.
We're not even trial lawyers.
391
00:22:24,168 --> 00:22:26,869
I have a miniature
golf tournament this weekend,
392
00:22:27,037 --> 00:22:29,373
so I don't even know if I'm
gonna make it in on Monday.
393
00:22:29,540 --> 00:22:32,643
Plus, trial prep adds up.
Photocopies, in this economy?
394
00:22:32,810 --> 00:22:34,378
But if we beat Acme,
then we can afford
395
00:22:34,545 --> 00:22:36,879
- a ton of photocopies.
- We won't beat Acme.
396
00:22:37,047 --> 00:22:39,882
I mean, nobody ever has,
and nobody ever will.
397
00:22:40,050 --> 00:22:41,851
The truth is,
even if you quit right now,
398
00:22:42,019 --> 00:22:44,121
the firm is already in the
hole for Acme's legal fees,
399
00:22:44,288 --> 00:22:45,988
and that's just from today.
400
00:22:46,156 --> 00:22:48,359
I mean, that could
close down our doors.
401
00:22:48,525 --> 00:22:49,660
Look...
402
00:22:50,993 --> 00:22:53,530
if we lose, we lose.
403
00:22:53,697 --> 00:22:55,998
If we quit, we really lose.
404
00:22:56,166 --> 00:22:57,568
A lot of money.
405
00:23:00,037 --> 00:23:02,306
Okay, okay. Okay, look, look.
406
00:23:02,473 --> 00:23:04,742
We got one true goal
for this trial.
407
00:23:04,907 --> 00:23:06,577
It's this.
408
00:23:06,744 --> 00:23:08,911
We can't look like fools,
all right?
409
00:23:09,079 --> 00:23:11,181
Our job is not
to win this case.
410
00:23:11,348 --> 00:23:13,751
Our job is to still be
in business when it's over.
411
00:23:13,916 --> 00:23:15,985
That's the spirit.
412
00:23:16,153 --> 00:23:18,255
Let's act like lawyers.
What do real lawyers do?
413
00:23:18,422 --> 00:23:19,556
They would find evidence
414
00:23:19,723 --> 00:23:21,225
and start making
a list of witnesses.
415
00:23:28,098 --> 00:23:30,067
- The bird?
- PAIGE: He did witness
416
00:23:30,234 --> 00:23:32,202
every time
an Acme product malfunctioned.
417
00:23:32,369 --> 00:23:34,004
He could corroborate
Wile E.'s story.
418
00:23:34,171 --> 00:23:35,339
Sure, whatever.
419
00:23:35,506 --> 00:23:37,341
Add the Road Runner
to our witness list.
420
00:23:37,508 --> 00:23:38,542
One more thing.
421
00:23:38,709 --> 00:23:40,844
Um, where is
Mr. Coyote gonna stay?
422
00:23:41,011 --> 00:23:43,113
["Born to Wander"
by Jack Wood playing]
423
00:23:49,186 --> 00:23:52,356
♪ I been so long
in this old town ♪
424
00:23:52,523 --> 00:23:55,692
♪ I tried my best
to settle down ♪
425
00:23:55,859 --> 00:23:58,961
♪ But deep within
the soul of me ♪
426
00:23:59,129 --> 00:24:03,801
♪ I know I must be free ♪
427
00:24:06,270 --> 00:24:08,138
All right,
don't give me that look.
428
00:24:08,305 --> 00:24:11,141
Yeah, I live in a motel.
Look, I got pool access.
429
00:24:11,308 --> 00:24:14,878
You know, there's no mortgage.
I never have to make my bed.
430
00:24:15,045 --> 00:24:16,480
There's an incredible
all-you-can-eat
431
00:24:16,647 --> 00:24:18,315
seafood buffet
around the corner.
432
00:24:18,482 --> 00:24:21,051
Tissues come out of a slider
on my bathroom wall.
433
00:24:21,218 --> 00:24:23,887
[bell dinging]
434
00:24:24,054 --> 00:24:26,924
Stop that.
[chuckles] Hi, Cherry.
435
00:24:28,125 --> 00:24:29,660
- Yeah?
- Yeah, um--
436
00:24:29,827 --> 00:24:31,061
[bell dinging]
437
00:24:34,264 --> 00:24:36,099
[chuckles] One second.
438
00:24:36,266 --> 00:24:39,136
Stop. Come on.
439
00:24:41,138 --> 00:24:43,907
Yeah, hi, I need another room
for a few nights.
440
00:24:44,074 --> 00:24:46,410
Not near me, please.
441
00:24:47,778 --> 00:24:51,849
- [scoffs] He's not a pet.
- He looks like a pet.
442
00:24:52,015 --> 00:24:54,084
Who rents a separate room
for their pets?
443
00:24:54,251 --> 00:24:55,486
Cherry, come on.
444
00:24:55,652 --> 00:24:56,653
I've been living here
for almost five years.
445
00:24:56,820 --> 00:24:59,656
- You know me.
- No pets.
446
00:25:00,657 --> 00:25:03,160
All right, okay.
You wanna do this?
447
00:25:03,327 --> 00:25:05,295
Legally speaking,
a pet is a domesticated
448
00:25:05,462 --> 00:25:07,197
or tamed animal
kept as a companion
449
00:25:07,364 --> 00:25:09,666
in or outside
an individual's residence.
450
00:25:09,833 --> 00:25:12,336
This is Mr. Coyote.
He is my client.
451
00:25:12,503 --> 00:25:14,838
He's not my pet nor anyone's
pet in the eyes of the law.
452
00:25:15,005 --> 00:25:17,708
And as such, that sign or
any rule that accompanies it
453
00:25:17,875 --> 00:25:19,476
does not apply to him,
all right?
454
00:25:19,643 --> 00:25:20,711
It does not say "no animals."
455
00:25:20,878 --> 00:25:22,346
And just my unbiased opinion,
456
00:25:22,513 --> 00:25:23,814
he may actually have
a case against you
457
00:25:23,981 --> 00:25:25,716
for discrimination.
458
00:25:25,883 --> 00:25:27,684
- Yeah.
- [bell dings]
459
00:25:28,986 --> 00:25:30,621
He pees on the rug,
460
00:25:30,787 --> 00:25:32,556
- it's on you.
- All right, deal.
461
00:25:32,723 --> 00:25:35,158
But I would need a full workup
of urine analysis.
462
00:25:35,325 --> 00:25:36,527
I mean, it's a motel.
463
00:25:36,693 --> 00:25:38,328
Plenty of people
pee on the rug.
464
00:25:39,363 --> 00:25:40,564
[lock beeping]
465
00:25:42,900 --> 00:25:45,302
Oh, right next door.
466
00:25:45,469 --> 00:25:46,870
Of course.
467
00:25:47,037 --> 00:25:49,139
["Gopher"
by Yma Sumac playing]
468
00:25:54,211 --> 00:25:56,380
[bed squeaking]
469
00:26:01,318 --> 00:26:02,753
[thudding]
470
00:26:06,523 --> 00:26:08,725
[ominous music]
471
00:26:21,104 --> 00:26:23,206
[objects clattering]
472
00:26:26,243 --> 00:26:28,111
[electric buzzing]
473
00:26:30,514 --> 00:26:32,016
HENRY: Coming up next,
a mouse
474
00:26:32,182 --> 00:26:34,785
breaks the sound barrier
in Guadalajara.
475
00:26:34,952 --> 00:26:36,753
REPORTER: One week more
to catch Albuquerque's
476
00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:39,590
Annual Carrot Festival
while it's still in town.
477
00:26:39,756 --> 00:26:42,092
Are you having fun? We are.
478
00:26:46,763 --> 00:26:49,266
- [drill whirring]
- [pounding]
479
00:26:51,268 --> 00:26:53,470
[insects chirping]
480
00:26:54,538 --> 00:26:56,373
[snoring]
481
00:26:56,540 --> 00:26:57,741
[knocking on door]
482
00:27:01,712 --> 00:27:03,146
[groans]
483
00:27:03,981 --> 00:27:05,716
[knocking continues]
484
00:27:07,384 --> 00:27:08,585
[grunts]
485
00:27:08,752 --> 00:27:10,420
[pounding on door]
486
00:27:10,587 --> 00:27:11,989
What?
487
00:27:14,458 --> 00:27:16,460
[loud opera music playing]
488
00:27:23,734 --> 00:27:26,403
[Kevin screaming]
489
00:27:27,571 --> 00:27:28,972
[horn honking]
490
00:27:30,340 --> 00:27:31,441
[keys jangling]
491
00:27:32,442 --> 00:27:34,444
You're kind of a psychopath,
aren't you?
492
00:27:34,611 --> 00:27:36,246
[blowing]
493
00:27:38,181 --> 00:27:39,583
Watch and learn.
494
00:27:39,750 --> 00:27:41,618
So we take the subpoena,
like so.
495
00:27:41,785 --> 00:27:44,354
Just cover it with copious
amounts of bird seed.
496
00:27:44,521 --> 00:27:46,090
Road Runner eats
the bird seed,
497
00:27:46,256 --> 00:27:47,591
grabs the subpoena, and boom.
498
00:27:47,758 --> 00:27:50,260
He's legally obligated
to show up to court.
499
00:27:50,427 --> 00:27:52,130
Instant Road Runner trap.
500
00:27:52,295 --> 00:27:53,363
ROAD RUNNER: Beep, beep.
501
00:27:53,530 --> 00:27:56,034
[all coughing]
502
00:27:57,834 --> 00:27:59,269
KEVIN: "Beep, beep."
503
00:27:59,436 --> 00:28:01,438
Is that some kind of
inside thing with you guys?
504
00:28:01,605 --> 00:28:03,840
[joyful music]
505
00:28:07,377 --> 00:28:09,013
Is everyone clear on our plan?
506
00:28:09,179 --> 00:28:10,814
- No.
- Nah.
507
00:28:10,981 --> 00:28:12,849
- Yes.
- Paige, what's our plan?
508
00:28:13,017 --> 00:28:15,053
So we have to prove to a jury
that Acme cartoon products
509
00:28:15,218 --> 00:28:16,820
are at fault
for every accident
510
00:28:16,987 --> 00:28:18,321
that Wile E.'s had
going back years.
511
00:28:18,488 --> 00:28:20,957
So we are going
to take pictures,
512
00:28:21,125 --> 00:28:22,526
and we're gonna
gather evidence,
513
00:28:22,693 --> 00:28:24,661
and we're gonna put
the evidence in little bags,
514
00:28:24,828 --> 00:28:26,897
and we're gonna interview
experts and witnesses,
515
00:28:27,065 --> 00:28:28,231
and we're going to highlight
516
00:28:28,398 --> 00:28:29,900
big books
of photocopied documents,
517
00:28:30,068 --> 00:28:31,468
and we're gonna
pound the pavement,
518
00:28:31,635 --> 00:28:33,037
and we're gonna study up,
519
00:28:33,203 --> 00:28:34,738
and we're gonna try
and catch our big eyewitness
520
00:28:34,905 --> 00:28:36,473
by leaving a nice note
in the desert.
521
00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:37,974
And if we follow my plan
by the end of this,
522
00:28:38,142 --> 00:28:40,877
we'll have enough evidence
to take Acme down.
523
00:28:43,346 --> 00:28:44,881
We really have nothing.
524
00:28:45,049 --> 00:28:47,350
I mean, I kind of assumed
that we'd have nothing,
525
00:28:47,517 --> 00:28:49,486
but this is nothing.
526
00:28:55,258 --> 00:28:57,728
[tense music]
527
00:29:01,431 --> 00:29:03,201
BAILIFF: All rise.
528
00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:10,941
The court
of the Second Judicial Circuit
529
00:29:11,109 --> 00:29:14,277
of Albuquerque
is now in session.
530
00:29:14,444 --> 00:29:18,082
The Honorable Judge
Troppogrosso presiding.
531
00:29:18,248 --> 00:29:19,750
You may be seated.
532
00:29:29,860 --> 00:29:32,063
TROPPOGROSSO: Human.
533
00:29:32,230 --> 00:29:33,463
Human.
534
00:29:35,432 --> 00:29:36,933
Cartoon.
535
00:29:43,940 --> 00:29:46,309
- [gavel squeaking]
- Quiet!
536
00:29:48,578 --> 00:29:50,614
My name is Judge Troppogrosso.
537
00:29:50,781 --> 00:29:54,417
The name of the case
is Coyote v. Acme.
538
00:29:54,584 --> 00:29:56,386
I am not
a loosey-goosey judge.
539
00:29:56,553 --> 00:30:01,159
I am a no-nonsense,
no-silly-stuff judge.
540
00:30:01,324 --> 00:30:03,827
Is that understood?
541
00:30:03,994 --> 00:30:05,796
Yes.
542
00:30:07,297 --> 00:30:08,632
Mr. Crane.
543
00:30:09,566 --> 00:30:10,767
Go get some.
544
00:30:14,471 --> 00:30:16,274
[water pouring]
545
00:30:26,349 --> 00:30:28,286
[exhales]
546
00:30:30,754 --> 00:30:32,455
We live in a great country,
don't we?
547
00:30:32,622 --> 00:30:34,991
Because it's one that values
freedom above all else.
548
00:30:35,159 --> 00:30:37,527
You're free to live your life
any way you see fit.
549
00:30:37,694 --> 00:30:39,297
Could mean
living in the desert...
550
00:30:40,264 --> 00:30:41,498
out in a cave,
551
00:30:41,665 --> 00:30:43,934
spending your days
chasing after a bird,
552
00:30:44,101 --> 00:30:47,337
who is much,
much faster than you.
553
00:30:47,504 --> 00:30:51,142
But that is your right
as an American.
554
00:30:52,109 --> 00:30:54,845
But that freedom, it comes
with great responsibility.
555
00:30:55,012 --> 00:30:56,479
If you were to take a missile,
for instance,
556
00:30:56,646 --> 00:30:58,348
and you were
to glue handlebars to it,
557
00:30:58,515 --> 00:31:00,817
well, that's your choice.
558
00:31:00,984 --> 00:31:02,320
But we expect you
to understand
559
00:31:02,485 --> 00:31:04,387
that that missile
and those handlebars,
560
00:31:04,554 --> 00:31:06,656
they aren't designed
to catch birds.
561
00:31:06,823 --> 00:31:08,992
What I will prove to this jury
562
00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:12,063
is that man, Wile E. Coyote,
563
00:31:12,230 --> 00:31:13,997
he is reckless.
564
00:31:14,165 --> 00:31:16,666
And all of his injuries
are self-inflicted.
565
00:31:18,368 --> 00:31:20,503
I mean, we won't condemn him,
you or I.
566
00:31:20,670 --> 00:31:23,140
We all know who's responsible.
567
00:31:24,041 --> 00:31:26,143
It's as clear
as the desert sky.
568
00:31:26,310 --> 00:31:27,978
I think I just laid an egg.
569
00:31:28,145 --> 00:31:30,413
God bless America.
God bless the troops.
570
00:31:32,016 --> 00:31:34,584
- Damn, that was really good.
- [stenotype clacking]
571
00:31:34,751 --> 00:31:36,519
Oh, uh, please
don't write that down.
572
00:31:36,686 --> 00:31:37,888
[stenotype clacking]
573
00:31:38,055 --> 00:31:39,556
And-- and please
don't write that down.
574
00:31:39,723 --> 00:31:41,359
- [stenotype clacking]
- Or-- or that down.
575
00:31:41,524 --> 00:31:42,659
[stenotype clacks]
576
00:31:42,826 --> 00:31:44,427
TROPPOGROSSO: Mr. Avery.
577
00:31:44,594 --> 00:31:46,197
[Kevin chuckles] Um...
578
00:31:47,265 --> 00:31:48,999
Okay. Um...
579
00:31:59,509 --> 00:32:01,511
[slurping, gulping]
580
00:32:08,551 --> 00:32:10,221
Now, uh--
581
00:32:10,388 --> 00:32:13,757
now what did the defense
say we were gonna argue?
582
00:32:14,858 --> 00:32:16,227
Huh?
583
00:32:16,394 --> 00:32:17,727
I mean,
I know the answer to it.
584
00:32:17,894 --> 00:32:19,863
I know the answer.
I'm not asking you a question.
585
00:32:20,031 --> 00:32:21,898
I mean, it is--
it is a question.
586
00:32:22,066 --> 00:32:24,868
But it's a question
that I'm asking to me.
587
00:32:25,036 --> 00:32:26,903
Let me start over.
Let me start over.
588
00:32:27,071 --> 00:32:29,273
Objection to my start.
589
00:32:30,807 --> 00:32:33,610
So the defense said
that we were gonna argue
590
00:32:33,777 --> 00:32:36,080
that the products
are dangerous
591
00:32:36,247 --> 00:32:39,449
and that Acme is negligent
in selling them.
592
00:32:39,616 --> 00:32:41,651
I do really agree
with all that.
593
00:32:41,818 --> 00:32:43,987
I mean, it's not fancy,
but it's true.
594
00:32:44,155 --> 00:32:45,488
Um, uh, sorry.
595
00:32:45,655 --> 00:32:48,092
One second, please.
[chuckles] One sec--
596
00:32:48,259 --> 00:32:50,760
Yeah, Wile E., we don't
need evidence right now.
597
00:32:50,927 --> 00:32:52,629
- Mr. Avery.
- Okay, okay.
598
00:32:52,796 --> 00:32:54,332
[chuckles]
Excuse me, Your Honor.
599
00:32:54,497 --> 00:32:55,966
My client would
like me to show you
600
00:32:56,133 --> 00:32:58,501
this defective
Acme rocket skate.
601
00:32:58,668 --> 00:33:01,105
And as you can see,
there's a faulty on switch.
602
00:33:01,272 --> 00:33:03,441
- [switch clicks]
- Nothing.
603
00:33:04,674 --> 00:33:07,244
- [explosion booms]
- [all screaming]
604
00:33:11,415 --> 00:33:13,650
God bless America.
605
00:33:13,817 --> 00:33:15,819
God bless the troops.
606
00:33:17,455 --> 00:33:20,790
HENRY: Opening arguments
today in Coyote v. Acme.
607
00:33:20,957 --> 00:33:22,426
Sources close
to the case report
608
00:33:22,592 --> 00:33:25,196
that Acme is doing
a fantastic job
609
00:33:25,363 --> 00:33:27,331
protecting their brand
and dignity,
610
00:33:27,497 --> 00:33:30,468
while the plaintiff appears
hungry and afraid.
611
00:33:30,633 --> 00:33:31,835
More after this.
612
00:33:32,003 --> 00:33:34,871
- [pounding]
- [drill whirring]
613
00:33:35,039 --> 00:33:36,374
REPORTER: One week more
614
00:33:36,539 --> 00:33:38,508
to catch Albuquerque's
Annual Carrot Festival
615
00:33:38,675 --> 00:33:40,378
- while it's still in town.
- [phone ringing]
616
00:33:41,312 --> 00:33:43,047
- Yeah?
- CHERRY: 241.
617
00:33:43,214 --> 00:33:46,183
We've been getting noise
complaints about a loud TV.
618
00:33:46,350 --> 00:33:49,320
Seriously, it's the TV
you're having a problem with?
619
00:33:49,487 --> 00:33:51,188
- Okay, I'll turn it--
- [phone clicks]
620
00:33:52,189 --> 00:33:53,457
[grunts]
621
00:33:53,623 --> 00:33:55,825
REPORTER: Are you having fun?
We a--
622
00:33:57,228 --> 00:33:58,462
[sighs]
623
00:33:59,696 --> 00:34:01,998
[phone ringing]
624
00:34:02,166 --> 00:34:03,633
Cherry, I turned it off.
625
00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:06,470
BUGS BUNNY: Eh.
[smacks lips] What's up, Doc?
626
00:34:06,636 --> 00:34:07,971
Who's this?
627
00:34:08,139 --> 00:34:09,906
BUGS: I, uh, can't tell you.
628
00:34:10,074 --> 00:34:13,810
I want to, but I can't.
A pickle, ain't it?
629
00:34:13,977 --> 00:34:15,578
You sure you have
the right number?
630
00:34:15,745 --> 00:34:17,081
BUGS: Your trial.
631
00:34:17,248 --> 00:34:20,351
I think I may be able
to help you with Acme.
632
00:34:20,518 --> 00:34:22,520
- What?
- BUGS: I have information
633
00:34:22,685 --> 00:34:24,754
that could stop Acme
for good.
634
00:34:24,921 --> 00:34:26,756
Oh, my God,
you could stop this case?
635
00:34:26,923 --> 00:34:29,659
BUGS: If this gets out,
it'll all be over.
636
00:34:29,826 --> 00:34:32,229
I have an associate
with information.
637
00:34:32,396 --> 00:34:35,433
If they figure out what he
knows, he's a sitting duck.
638
00:34:35,598 --> 00:34:37,435
Well, who?
Where do I find him?
639
00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:39,203
BUGS: Write this down.
I'm only gonna say it once.
640
00:34:39,370 --> 00:34:41,539
Wait, wait. Grabbing a pen.
Hang on. Hang on.
641
00:34:41,704 --> 00:34:43,573
BUGS: 666 Scary Road Drive.
642
00:34:43,740 --> 00:34:45,708
KEVIN: That doesn't sound
like a place I want to go.
643
00:34:45,875 --> 00:34:47,244
BUGS: Look for a Jack.
644
00:34:47,411 --> 00:34:50,548
Acme has ears and eyes
and ears everywhere.
645
00:34:50,713 --> 00:34:53,384
And they make
people disappear.
646
00:34:53,551 --> 00:34:55,553
- Don't forget that.
- I won't.
647
00:34:56,520 --> 00:34:58,556
Will I be able
to contact you again?
648
00:34:59,390 --> 00:35:00,590
[phone clicks]
649
00:35:00,757 --> 00:35:03,094
[dramatic music]
650
00:35:05,029 --> 00:35:07,231
[helicopter blades chopping]
651
00:35:18,641 --> 00:35:20,377
- Mr. Leghorn.
- [Foghorn Leghorn chuckles]
652
00:35:20,544 --> 00:35:23,347
Buddy, I say, Buddy,
you little rascal, you.
653
00:35:23,514 --> 00:35:26,117
- How was Bora Bora?
- A tax haven so nice,
654
00:35:26,283 --> 00:35:28,152
- they named it twice.
- [both laughing]
655
00:35:28,319 --> 00:35:31,455
So I say I heard
we have ourselves a lawsuit
656
00:35:31,589 --> 00:35:33,224
in the animated sector.
657
00:35:33,390 --> 00:35:34,824
BUDDY:
I'll talk to PR about this.
658
00:35:34,991 --> 00:35:36,926
You know, it's a local paper
and pretty flattering.
659
00:35:37,094 --> 00:35:38,828
You know, I'm gonna win
this case as fast as I can,
660
00:35:38,995 --> 00:35:40,630
but in the meantime,
I think things like this
661
00:35:40,797 --> 00:35:42,466
make us look pretty good
in the public eye.
662
00:35:42,632 --> 00:35:45,236
Not ideal, but, you know, it's
like killing two birds with...
663
00:35:46,769 --> 00:35:49,739
[clears throat]...one stone.
664
00:35:49,906 --> 00:35:54,811
Two birds, one stone.
What a vile expression.
665
00:35:54,978 --> 00:35:56,147
- I only meant--
- Rotten.
666
00:35:56,313 --> 00:35:58,449
We both know it would be very,
667
00:35:58,616 --> 00:36:02,019
I say very unpleasant
for everyone involved
668
00:36:02,186 --> 00:36:05,489
if anything bigger,
I say bigger,
669
00:36:05,623 --> 00:36:08,192
were to become public.
670
00:36:08,359 --> 00:36:10,394
[dramatic music]
671
00:36:17,368 --> 00:36:19,370
[spiders shrieking]
672
00:36:21,205 --> 00:36:24,275
Oh, mysterious caller.
It's so cool.
673
00:36:24,441 --> 00:36:26,310
- So what did he sound like?
- I don't know.
674
00:36:26,477 --> 00:36:28,678
He was kind of like,
"Eh, what's up, Doc?
675
00:36:28,845 --> 00:36:30,813
"I have information,
chomp, chomp, chomp."
676
00:36:30,980 --> 00:36:32,715
He was like chewing
on a cracker or something.
677
00:36:32,882 --> 00:36:33,983
Okay.
678
00:36:35,052 --> 00:36:38,122
Well, map is saying
it should be right here.
679
00:36:39,323 --> 00:36:40,658
It's just a wall.
680
00:36:41,425 --> 00:36:42,992
- Jack?
- Oh, God.
681
00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:44,727
Is there a Jack anywhere?
682
00:36:46,963 --> 00:36:48,798
Wait, what's that?
683
00:36:48,965 --> 00:36:49,999
[mysterious music playing]
684
00:36:50,167 --> 00:36:51,701
Oh, that kind of Jack.
685
00:36:51,868 --> 00:36:53,736
Somebody's got
a sense of humor.
686
00:36:59,310 --> 00:37:00,678
[jack squealing]
687
00:37:07,351 --> 00:37:10,054
[Kevin grunting]
688
00:37:10,221 --> 00:37:11,522
[Daffy humming]
689
00:37:11,689 --> 00:37:15,426
Well, there's a duck,
and he is sitting.
690
00:37:15,593 --> 00:37:16,893
PAIGE:
Feels a bit easy.
691
00:37:17,061 --> 00:37:19,230
KEVIN: Well,
good thing I like easy.
692
00:37:20,564 --> 00:37:22,899
Excuse me. Hi.
693
00:37:23,067 --> 00:37:24,767
My name is Kevin Avery.
This is Paige.
694
00:37:24,934 --> 00:37:26,736
I'm a personal
injury attorney.
695
00:37:26,903 --> 00:37:28,905
DAFFY: Well,
look who decided to show up.
696
00:37:29,073 --> 00:37:30,374
Oh, great, thank you.
697
00:37:30,541 --> 00:37:31,941
I wasn't sure
if you knew we were coming.
698
00:37:32,109 --> 00:37:33,410
You're a little late,
699
00:37:33,577 --> 00:37:35,112
and you're still wearing
that hideous suit.
700
00:37:35,279 --> 00:37:37,214
Take your pants off
right over there, please.
701
00:37:37,381 --> 00:37:40,718
- And, um, strike a pose.
- Uh, no.
702
00:37:40,883 --> 00:37:43,554
It's so difficult to find
nude models these days.
703
00:37:43,721 --> 00:37:44,921
- Sit down.
- Uh...
704
00:37:45,089 --> 00:37:46,223
DAFFY: Sarsaparilla?
705
00:37:46,390 --> 00:37:47,757
We're all right, thank you.
706
00:37:47,924 --> 00:37:50,027
Disrobe and pretend
you're thinking.
707
00:37:50,194 --> 00:37:52,895
I expect this is going
to take a few hours.
708
00:37:53,063 --> 00:37:56,533
[laughs] Yeah, um,
we had an anonymous caller say
709
00:37:56,700 --> 00:37:59,036
that you might have
some important information.
710
00:37:59,203 --> 00:38:02,072
Yeah, information that can
help us end our case quickly.
711
00:38:02,239 --> 00:38:03,274
Information?
712
00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:05,109
Yes.
713
00:38:05,276 --> 00:38:07,144
- About Acme?
- Acme?
714
00:38:08,612 --> 00:38:09,879
Uh, yes.
715
00:38:10,047 --> 00:38:12,216
- Acme.
- Acme?
716
00:38:12,383 --> 00:38:15,885
[maniacal laughter]
717
00:38:16,053 --> 00:38:17,221
Acme?
718
00:38:17,388 --> 00:38:19,490
After all this,
they call me Daffy?
719
00:38:19,657 --> 00:38:21,125
The world is Daffy!
720
00:38:21,292 --> 00:38:22,892
Ac-me? Ac-you!
721
00:38:23,060 --> 00:38:25,262
You'll never get it out of me.
I'll tell you everything.
722
00:38:25,429 --> 00:38:26,563
[laughing]
723
00:38:26,730 --> 00:38:28,599
Your face is covered in Acme.
724
00:38:28,766 --> 00:38:30,501
["Galop Infernal"
by Jacques Offenbach]
725
00:38:30,668 --> 00:38:31,968
[Daffy laughing]
726
00:38:33,604 --> 00:38:36,473
Whatever you need to know
about Acme is inside the box.
727
00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:38,808
Mr. Duck! Mr. Duck!
728
00:38:38,975 --> 00:38:40,511
You really shouldn't be here.
729
00:38:40,678 --> 00:38:42,079
DAFFY:
I agree, Doctor.
730
00:38:42,246 --> 00:38:44,648
Let's tear this facility
to the ground.
731
00:38:45,948 --> 00:38:47,850
[Daffy laughing]
732
00:38:48,752 --> 00:38:50,321
Hello?
733
00:38:50,487 --> 00:38:51,588
I'm here for the
734
00:38:51,755 --> 00:38:54,258
[stammering]
pantsless modeling gig.
735
00:38:54,425 --> 00:38:55,825
- [nurse screaming]
- Look, I'm a horse.
736
00:38:55,992 --> 00:38:57,661
- Mom, I'm a horse!
- ACME PAINT
737
00:38:59,929 --> 00:39:02,433
- Boing, boing.
- What are you doing?
738
00:39:04,368 --> 00:39:08,339
Come on in!
The water's freezing!
739
00:39:12,975 --> 00:39:14,812
Well, we drove him crazy,
740
00:39:14,977 --> 00:39:17,815
- and we got a can of paint.
- Well, it could be important.
741
00:39:17,980 --> 00:39:20,017
Clearly, he's been holding on
to this for a while, so.
742
00:39:20,883 --> 00:39:22,119
Wait.
743
00:39:24,321 --> 00:39:25,888
"That's all, folks."
744
00:39:28,025 --> 00:39:29,526
Are we the folks?
745
00:39:30,627 --> 00:39:31,994
[thudding]
746
00:39:32,162 --> 00:39:33,464
[dramatic music playing]
747
00:39:33,630 --> 00:39:36,233
[engine revving]
748
00:39:38,702 --> 00:39:40,237
Do you think
we're going to get kidnapped?
749
00:39:40,404 --> 00:39:42,005
Held for ransom?
750
00:39:43,040 --> 00:39:44,375
I feel so alive.
751
00:39:52,049 --> 00:39:54,418
[mysterious music playing]
752
00:39:59,323 --> 00:40:01,725
[paint bubbling]
753
00:40:10,100 --> 00:40:11,502
So, what do you think it is?
754
00:40:17,007 --> 00:40:18,208
Thanks.
755
00:40:20,544 --> 00:40:21,745
[Kevin sighs]
756
00:40:23,913 --> 00:40:29,119
♪♪♪
757
00:40:47,638 --> 00:40:50,607
That looks
unspeakably dangerous.
758
00:40:51,642 --> 00:40:54,244
And yet,
he walked in anyway.
759
00:40:55,879 --> 00:40:56,979
Wait, what--
what are you doing?
760
00:40:57,147 --> 00:40:58,615
I'm following Wile E.
761
00:41:00,818 --> 00:41:02,952
Now I just look like a loser
if I stay out here.
762
00:41:03,454 --> 00:41:04,922
[Kevin sighing]
763
00:41:06,223 --> 00:41:07,825
Coming into the tunnel.
764
00:41:20,637 --> 00:41:21,872
Hello?
765
00:41:23,106 --> 00:41:25,275
I bet they don't tell you to
walk down mysterious tunnels
766
00:41:25,442 --> 00:41:27,678
in your fancy classes
at Oxford.
767
00:41:27,845 --> 00:41:29,847
I bet
they discourage it, actually.
768
00:41:30,013 --> 00:41:31,415
PAIGE: Actually,
I thought about majoring
769
00:41:31,582 --> 00:41:32,950
in mysterious tunnels.
770
00:41:33,116 --> 00:41:34,618
- KEVIN: No, you didn't.
- PAIGE: Yeah, I did.
771
00:41:36,787 --> 00:41:38,755
What have we got here?
772
00:41:38,922 --> 00:41:40,324
[dramatic music playing]
773
00:41:47,498 --> 00:41:49,366
Hey! I found a message.
774
00:41:49,533 --> 00:41:50,834
PAIGE: What does it say?
775
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:55,038
It says, "Daffy, I'm not sure
how long I have.
776
00:41:55,205 --> 00:41:56,940
"I hope
this message gets to you.
777
00:41:57,107 --> 00:42:00,677
[low rumbling]
778
00:42:04,982 --> 00:42:08,385
"Things have gone awry
with Project...
779
00:42:09,520 --> 00:42:11,321
"Sisy-foose."
780
00:42:11,488 --> 00:42:12,823
Sisyphus.
781
00:42:12,990 --> 00:42:14,558
KEVIN:
What is Project Sisyphus?
782
00:42:14,725 --> 00:42:15,993
[camera shutter clicks]
783
00:42:16,159 --> 00:42:18,662
"Acme is watching
my every move,
784
00:42:18,829 --> 00:42:21,732
"and I have a feeling
I'm in grave danger."
785
00:42:25,335 --> 00:42:27,638
[train rattling]
786
00:42:34,311 --> 00:42:36,580
Wile E.? [shrieks]
787
00:42:36,747 --> 00:42:40,050
"If you see this message,
please send help.
788
00:42:40,217 --> 00:42:41,385
"Dr. Lorre."
789
00:42:41,552 --> 00:42:43,921
Kevin! Train!
790
00:42:45,355 --> 00:42:47,658
Go, go! Go, go, go!
791
00:42:48,659 --> 00:42:50,727
[Kevin screaming]
792
00:42:58,569 --> 00:43:00,704
[train thudding]
793
00:43:12,215 --> 00:43:15,686
Oh, did I not say
unspeakably dangerous?
794
00:43:15,852 --> 00:43:17,721
Did-- Didn't I say
those exact words?
795
00:43:17,888 --> 00:43:19,057
- PAIGE: Yeah.
- KEVIN: I did.
796
00:43:19,256 --> 00:43:20,891
PAIGE: Okay,
what could this mean?
797
00:43:21,059 --> 00:43:23,360
- Project Sisyphus.
- KEVIN: I-- I don't know.
798
00:43:23,527 --> 00:43:24,962
I don't know. All right?
799
00:43:25,128 --> 00:43:28,765
What? [groans]
What just happened?
800
00:43:30,133 --> 00:43:33,136
- [phone ringing]
- BUDDY: What?
801
00:43:33,303 --> 00:43:35,872
Boss, I think
they're on to us.
802
00:43:37,274 --> 00:43:39,776
PAIGE: Okay, so Sisyphus
is from Greek mythology,
803
00:43:39,943 --> 00:43:41,411
and he was punished
by the gods
804
00:43:41,578 --> 00:43:44,314
and made to roll a boulder
up a hill every day,
805
00:43:44,481 --> 00:43:47,884
but it would just roll
right back down for eternity.
806
00:43:52,389 --> 00:43:54,224
And it was also
what Daffy was painting.
807
00:43:54,391 --> 00:43:57,327
[stammers] So what?
That's not evidence.
808
00:43:57,494 --> 00:43:59,663
None of this is gonna
help us win the trial.
809
00:43:59,830 --> 00:44:02,633
All right, it's all
just a waste of our time.
810
00:44:02,799 --> 00:44:05,268
We have a client who,
no offense,
811
00:44:05,435 --> 00:44:07,005
can't read
a warning label.
812
00:44:07,170 --> 00:44:11,742
We have piles and piles of
stuff that he himself broke.
813
00:44:11,908 --> 00:44:13,443
We have nothing, Paige.
814
00:44:14,511 --> 00:44:17,115
You've been settling
Acme cases for years,
815
00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:19,816
and you have never stopped
to think and see a pattern.
816
00:44:19,983 --> 00:44:21,518
A pattern? Yes.
817
00:44:21,685 --> 00:44:22,853
My clients go boom,
818
00:44:23,021 --> 00:44:24,855
and two seconds later,
they're fine.
819
00:44:25,023 --> 00:44:26,790
Nobody cares.
820
00:44:26,957 --> 00:44:28,759
PAIGE:
So, that makes it okay?
821
00:44:28,925 --> 00:44:34,132
Boom, $100, that's fair?
This case can make it, right?
822
00:44:34,297 --> 00:44:35,932
This is your opportunity
to really show people
823
00:44:36,100 --> 00:44:37,300
what you're capable of.
824
00:44:37,467 --> 00:44:39,870
Yeah, but that only works
if I don't lose.
825
00:44:40,038 --> 00:44:41,872
And-- and why do you assume
you're gonna lose?
826
00:44:42,040 --> 00:44:43,440
[laughs]
Are you kidding?
827
00:44:43,607 --> 00:44:46,710
It is really
super easy to lose.
828
00:44:46,877 --> 00:44:48,879
And it's better
you learn that now.
829
00:44:50,814 --> 00:44:55,786
You know, everyone thought
I was crazy for coming here.
830
00:44:55,952 --> 00:44:58,955
But I didn't want to just go
to some big law firm
831
00:44:59,123 --> 00:45:02,292
and help the rich guys
get richer.
832
00:45:03,493 --> 00:45:04,594
I thought...
833
00:45:05,529 --> 00:45:07,964
I thought you were
actually still a real lawyer.
834
00:45:09,700 --> 00:45:11,234
Yeah, me too.
835
00:45:14,337 --> 00:45:16,239
[wall thudding]
836
00:45:17,307 --> 00:45:18,675
[sighs]
837
00:45:18,842 --> 00:45:21,478
[intriguing music playing]
838
00:45:53,276 --> 00:45:55,612
[upbeat pop music playing
over radio]
839
00:45:57,048 --> 00:45:58,381
[Wile E. inhaling]
840
00:45:58,548 --> 00:46:01,318
- [horn honking]
- [engine revving]
841
00:46:03,787 --> 00:46:07,191
So, uh, what is it
about the Road Runner?
842
00:46:12,063 --> 00:46:14,898
Ah, there are no words.
843
00:46:17,068 --> 00:46:19,269
You know, I--
I-- I envy you, really.
844
00:46:19,436 --> 00:46:21,938
You know, it must be nice
to have such a--
845
00:46:22,106 --> 00:46:24,108
Such a clear goal.
846
00:46:24,274 --> 00:46:26,643
I mean,
I used to have that, I think.
847
00:46:26,810 --> 00:46:29,946
You know, I was hungry,
and I was chasing.
848
00:46:30,114 --> 00:46:33,283
But I didn't like the pressure
of having to always win.
849
00:46:33,450 --> 00:46:36,154
And I got burnt out
on trying.
850
00:46:36,319 --> 00:46:38,321
Anyway, you're
a really good listener.
851
00:46:38,488 --> 00:46:41,092
[screams]
Hey, what are you doing?
852
00:46:41,259 --> 00:46:43,393
Hey, stop! Wile E!
853
00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:44,661
Stop! Stop!
854
00:46:44,828 --> 00:46:47,397
- [horn honking]
- [Kevin screams]
855
00:46:49,267 --> 00:46:52,402
There's a cliff! Stop!
Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
856
00:46:55,739 --> 00:46:57,774
We were having
a heart to heart.
857
00:46:58,975 --> 00:47:02,013
Wait, Wile E.!
You can't make that jump!
858
00:47:02,180 --> 00:47:03,780
Wile E.
859
00:47:03,947 --> 00:47:05,348
Wile-- [grunts]
860
00:47:06,583 --> 00:47:08,318
[Wile E. thudding]
861
00:47:08,485 --> 00:47:09,619
[sighs]
862
00:47:11,655 --> 00:47:13,024
[Kevin gasps]
863
00:47:15,492 --> 00:47:17,761
[intense music playing]
864
00:47:26,369 --> 00:47:27,671
[Wile E. thudding]
865
00:47:31,775 --> 00:47:33,177
[Wile E. thudding]
866
00:47:42,986 --> 00:47:44,454
You made it.
867
00:47:46,790 --> 00:47:49,860
Well, you go a long way
to make a point.
868
00:47:59,070 --> 00:48:02,039
- [Wile E. thudding]
- [cliff thudding]
869
00:48:04,507 --> 00:48:06,509
- Hey, Wile E.
- [lock beeps]
870
00:48:06,676 --> 00:48:09,379
Thanks.
I'll see you tomorrow.
871
00:48:11,882 --> 00:48:14,484
[torch crackling]
872
00:48:14,651 --> 00:48:16,686
[curious music playing]
873
00:49:15,146 --> 00:49:18,416
[Wile E. sniffing]
874
00:49:19,716 --> 00:49:21,618
- Are you sitting down?
- DOTTIE: Uh, yes.
875
00:49:21,785 --> 00:49:24,554
Well, Sal's not.
Is that going to be a problem?
876
00:49:24,721 --> 00:49:26,589
KEVIN:
No. Wile E. is conning us.
877
00:49:26,756 --> 00:49:28,992
The only reason he's doing
this case is to catch
878
00:49:29,160 --> 00:49:32,430
and kill the Road Runner
during the trial.
879
00:49:32,595 --> 00:49:33,663
DOTTIE: That's not good.
880
00:49:33,830 --> 00:49:35,433
KEVIN: It's all
just part of a plot.
881
00:49:35,598 --> 00:49:37,634
He's using us so I'll put
the bird on the witness stand.
882
00:49:37,801 --> 00:49:40,470
If the Road Runner shows up
to court, it'll be chaos.
883
00:49:40,637 --> 00:49:42,239
I'll look like a fool.
884
00:49:42,406 --> 00:49:44,308
The firm will fold,
we'll be mattress salesmen.
885
00:49:44,474 --> 00:49:46,676
That's kind of demeaning
to mattress salesmen.
886
00:49:46,843 --> 00:49:49,280
Fine.
We'll be, uh, garbage men.
887
00:49:49,447 --> 00:49:51,415
- Kevin.
- KEVIN: Okay, garbage people.
888
00:49:51,581 --> 00:49:54,484
-My dad's garbage people.
- KEVIN: Okay.
889
00:49:54,651 --> 00:49:55,952
I'm just really nervous
890
00:49:56,120 --> 00:49:57,587
about letting Wile E. back
into this courtroom.
891
00:49:57,754 --> 00:49:58,855
SAL: Without Wile E.,
there's no trial.
892
00:49:59,023 --> 00:50:00,523
With no trial,
there's no firm.
893
00:50:00,690 --> 00:50:02,659
And without the firm,
we're going to be broke.
894
00:50:02,826 --> 00:50:04,861
I hate to suggest
lying to a dog,
895
00:50:05,029 --> 00:50:06,830
but you're going to have
to convince him
896
00:50:06,997 --> 00:50:08,698
that the Road Runner
will be there.
897
00:50:08,865 --> 00:50:10,800
- [detector buzzing]
- Paige, I was wrong.
898
00:50:10,967 --> 00:50:13,304
See what you can find out
about Project Sisyphus.
899
00:50:13,471 --> 00:50:15,106
And how it's connected
to Acme.
900
00:50:15,272 --> 00:50:17,707
- Great. I'm already on it.
- KEVIN: Okay.
901
00:50:17,874 --> 00:50:19,377
[detector buzzing]
902
00:50:21,511 --> 00:50:22,812
[detector buzzing]
903
00:50:25,116 --> 00:50:28,019
[detector buzzing]
904
00:50:30,954 --> 00:50:33,024
[detector buzzing]
905
00:50:33,690 --> 00:50:37,560
[detector
buzzing continuously]
906
00:50:42,866 --> 00:50:45,001
[train whistle blowing]
907
00:50:53,477 --> 00:50:55,413
[explosion booming]
908
00:51:00,550 --> 00:51:01,751
[detector beeps]
909
00:51:06,856 --> 00:51:08,992
[ominous music playing]
910
00:51:20,371 --> 00:51:21,771
[Paige sighs]
911
00:51:52,735 --> 00:51:54,238
[door creaking]
912
00:51:55,905 --> 00:51:57,408
[doorbell bleats]
913
00:52:02,213 --> 00:52:06,150
Hi, I was just wondering if
a Dr. Lorre still lives here?
914
00:52:06,317 --> 00:52:07,884
[Paige screams]
915
00:52:13,990 --> 00:52:15,825
They listen, you know.
916
00:52:15,992 --> 00:52:18,395
Would you like
some tea, dearie?
917
00:52:18,562 --> 00:52:19,629
[Paige whimpers]
918
00:52:20,131 --> 00:52:21,631
[birds tweeting]
919
00:52:21,798 --> 00:52:24,335
It was a very happy marriage.
920
00:52:24,502 --> 00:52:28,838
He used to work long days,
but would still come home
921
00:52:29,006 --> 00:52:32,143
and play the piano
for me for hours
922
00:52:32,309 --> 00:52:35,246
because he knew
how much I loved it.
923
00:52:35,412 --> 00:52:39,116
We had 87 years together.
924
00:52:39,283 --> 00:52:40,850
I am grateful.
925
00:52:41,018 --> 00:52:42,453
Um, when did
Dr. Lorre pass away,
926
00:52:42,620 --> 00:52:43,653
if you don't mind me asking?
927
00:52:43,820 --> 00:52:46,457
Oh, he's not dead.
928
00:52:46,624 --> 00:52:48,159
He's missing.
929
00:52:48,325 --> 00:52:50,994
He went to work one day
with our little bird,
930
00:52:51,162 --> 00:52:54,864
and I never saw
either of them again.
931
00:52:55,032 --> 00:52:58,636
They told me
he ran off with his secretary,
932
00:52:58,801 --> 00:53:00,104
but I don't think so.
933
00:53:00,271 --> 00:53:02,473
His secretary was a penguin.
934
00:53:03,706 --> 00:53:05,808
What can you tell me
about Project Sisyphus?
935
00:53:05,975 --> 00:53:08,279
[dramatic music playing]
936
00:53:09,547 --> 00:53:11,315
[piano tune playing]
937
00:53:19,023 --> 00:53:20,558
[tires screeching]
938
00:53:21,659 --> 00:53:22,859
What?
939
00:53:24,028 --> 00:53:25,828
Which day what?
940
00:53:25,995 --> 00:53:28,132
Oh, which day
is the Road Runner testifying?
941
00:53:28,299 --> 00:53:30,733
-Hm.
-KEVIN: Any day now. Why?
942
00:53:30,900 --> 00:53:32,136
Do you have
any particular reason
943
00:53:32,303 --> 00:53:33,736
for wanting
to catch up with him?
944
00:53:35,639 --> 00:53:37,807
Okay, well,
I'll keep you posted.
945
00:53:45,216 --> 00:53:46,983
I need this Road Runner.
946
00:53:47,151 --> 00:53:50,087
Absolutely. Why exactly?
947
00:53:50,254 --> 00:53:51,689
He's the only one
that's seen every time
948
00:53:51,854 --> 00:53:54,058
this moron's used
our products incorrectly.
949
00:53:54,225 --> 00:53:56,560
If I had to bet,
he's holding a grudge.
950
00:53:57,661 --> 00:53:59,063
Go out there
and you bring him to me.
951
00:53:59,230 --> 00:54:02,666
How hard could it be
to catch a bird? [laughs]
952
00:54:06,370 --> 00:54:08,838
["Nobody Speak" by DJ Shadow
and Run the Jewels playing]
953
00:54:10,773 --> 00:54:12,376
[phone ringing]
954
00:54:12,543 --> 00:54:14,445
♪ Picture this,
I'm a bag a beep ♪
955
00:54:14,612 --> 00:54:16,380
♪ Put me to your beep ♪
956
00:54:16,547 --> 00:54:18,616
♪ I am sick, I will punch
a baby bear in his beep ♪
957
00:54:18,781 --> 00:54:20,718
♪ Give me lip,
I'ma send you to the yard ♪
958
00:54:20,883 --> 00:54:22,620
♪ Get a stick,
make a switch ♪
959
00:54:22,785 --> 00:54:24,088
Woo!
960
00:54:24,255 --> 00:54:26,257
I love being a lawyer!
961
00:54:26,423 --> 00:54:28,292
♪ Kick a lion in his crack,
I'm the beep-beep ♪
962
00:54:28,459 --> 00:54:30,294
♪ I will fall off
in your crib, take a beep ♪
963
00:54:30,461 --> 00:54:32,263
♪ Hit your beep-beep
on the beep ♪
964
00:54:32,429 --> 00:54:34,031
♪ Eat your dog,
beep your beep ♪
965
00:54:34,198 --> 00:54:35,733
♪ Fat boy dressed up
like he's Santa ♪
966
00:54:35,898 --> 00:54:37,434
♪ And took pictures
with your kids ♪
967
00:54:37,601 --> 00:54:39,902
♪ Beep-beep-beep,
nobody speak ♪
968
00:54:40,070 --> 00:54:43,540
♪ Beep-beep-beep,
nobody speak ♪
969
00:54:43,707 --> 00:54:46,143
TWEETY:
Release the payload!
970
00:54:46,310 --> 00:54:48,878
♪ Nobody speak,
nobody speak ♪
971
00:54:59,256 --> 00:55:01,058
Hello.
972
00:55:01,225 --> 00:55:02,992
[helicopter whirring]
973
00:55:03,160 --> 00:55:05,596
[dramatic music playing]
974
00:55:09,932 --> 00:55:12,169
GRANNY: My husband
was the head inventor
975
00:55:12,336 --> 00:55:14,338
of animated products at Acme.
976
00:55:14,505 --> 00:55:16,774
He was so excited
when he got the job.
977
00:55:16,939 --> 00:55:20,910
He wanted to make things
that really helped cartoons,
978
00:55:21,078 --> 00:55:23,147
like the anti-lump pump.
979
00:55:23,314 --> 00:55:24,615
[whistles]
980
00:55:24,782 --> 00:55:26,750
An eraser
of stinky lines.
981
00:55:26,916 --> 00:55:28,452
[burps]
982
00:55:28,619 --> 00:55:31,155
Oh, and this
anti-predator spray.
983
00:55:31,322 --> 00:55:34,258
Hello-- [screams]
984
00:55:34,425 --> 00:55:37,528
After a while, things changed.
985
00:55:37,695 --> 00:55:40,431
He didn't like
what was going on,
986
00:55:40,597 --> 00:55:42,965
and then, he disappeared.
987
00:55:43,133 --> 00:55:46,002
Recently, I've been
getting phone calls.
988
00:55:46,170 --> 00:55:49,606
Sometimes they hang up,
but sometimes...
989
00:55:49,773 --> 00:55:52,676
BUGS:
Eh, what's up, Doc?
990
00:55:52,842 --> 00:55:55,379
I don't know
the man on the telephone.
991
00:55:55,546 --> 00:55:58,482
I don't know
where my dear husband went,
992
00:55:58,649 --> 00:56:01,485
but I know
Project Sisyphus
993
00:56:01,652 --> 00:56:04,954
is the reason
he's gone.
994
00:56:06,457 --> 00:56:07,990
EMPLOYEE:
Target acquired.
995
00:56:08,158 --> 00:56:10,060
Commence Project Road Kill
in T-minus three
996
00:56:10,227 --> 00:56:11,894
two, one...
997
00:56:12,062 --> 00:56:13,963
Sir, the target is
looking at us.
998
00:56:14,131 --> 00:56:15,865
Why is the target
looking at us?
999
00:56:16,033 --> 00:56:17,034
Beep, beep.
1000
00:56:17,201 --> 00:56:18,669
[helicopter whirring]
1001
00:56:18,836 --> 00:56:20,304
Beep, beep.
1002
00:56:20,471 --> 00:56:21,805
[agents clamoring]
1003
00:56:21,971 --> 00:56:23,474
Retreat, retreat!
1004
00:56:23,640 --> 00:56:24,874
Did we catch him?
1005
00:56:25,042 --> 00:56:26,643
Oh, did we catch him?
1006
00:56:26,810 --> 00:56:28,312
Oh, my gosh, the glue burns!
1007
00:56:28,479 --> 00:56:30,748
Oh, my head is on fire!
1008
00:56:33,684 --> 00:56:36,487
So, obviously...
1009
00:56:37,721 --> 00:56:39,390
we hit a speed bump.
1010
00:56:40,157 --> 00:56:42,426
Does it itch? Yes.
1011
00:56:42,593 --> 00:56:43,926
But I'm afraid to touch it.
1012
00:56:44,094 --> 00:56:45,596
[dramatic music]
1013
00:56:45,763 --> 00:56:47,698
♪♪♪
1014
00:56:53,570 --> 00:56:55,706
You were my eyes and ears
out there, what happened?
1015
00:56:55,873 --> 00:56:57,040
What'd you see?
1016
00:56:57,207 --> 00:56:58,675
Well, I taught I taw...
1017
00:56:58,842 --> 00:57:00,611
You taught you taw?
1018
00:57:00,778 --> 00:57:02,012
I don't pay you
to tink you taw,
1019
00:57:02,179 --> 00:57:03,113
I pay you to taw!
1020
00:57:03,280 --> 00:57:04,448
- I taw!
- BUDDY: You taw?
1021
00:57:04,615 --> 00:57:05,849
or you thought you taw?
1022
00:57:06,016 --> 00:57:07,017
Because you just said
you taught you taw!
1023
00:57:07,184 --> 00:57:08,519
I did, I did taw!
1024
00:57:08,685 --> 00:57:10,387
What did you tee?
What did you taw?
1025
00:57:10,554 --> 00:57:13,624
[clears throat] A breakdown
on the eastern perimeteh-ter.
1026
00:57:13,791 --> 00:57:16,360
Ultimately,
that's where he ran off.
1027
00:57:16,527 --> 00:57:20,297
That Road Runner is very,
very fast, sir.
1028
00:57:20,464 --> 00:57:22,433
- [Tweety grunts]
- Step your game up, bird.
1029
00:57:22,599 --> 00:57:24,034
They're getting too close.
1030
00:57:24,201 --> 00:57:27,371
I don't just want him scared,
I want him ruined!
1031
00:57:27,538 --> 00:57:30,107
I want him
to stop digging around!
1032
00:57:30,274 --> 00:57:32,109
You know what happened
to Dr. Lorre.
1033
00:57:32,276 --> 00:57:33,877
You want the same thing
to happen to your Granny?
1034
00:57:34,044 --> 00:57:37,147
No, please!
I'll get him tonight!
1035
00:57:37,314 --> 00:57:39,750
I-- I promise.
1036
00:57:39,917 --> 00:57:41,151
[Tweety squeaks]
1037
00:57:42,952 --> 00:57:44,721
- [Buddy grunts]
- Hey, great job, big dog.
1038
00:57:44,888 --> 00:57:46,323
- Shut up, Patches!
- Absolutely, sir.
1039
00:57:46,490 --> 00:57:48,091
I won't say another word.
1040
00:57:55,965 --> 00:57:57,100
[tape clicks]
1041
00:57:57,267 --> 00:57:58,902
BUGS:
I wish I could say more,
1042
00:57:59,069 --> 00:58:01,138
but Acme has ears and eyes
and ears everywhere.
1043
00:58:01,305 --> 00:58:03,407
[tape rewinding]
1044
00:58:03,574 --> 00:58:06,643
...but Acme has ears and eyes
and ears everywhere.
1045
00:58:06,810 --> 00:58:07,811
[tape rewinding]
1046
00:58:07,977 --> 00:58:09,880
[wings flapping]
1047
00:58:12,316 --> 00:58:16,186
...but Acme has ears
and eyes and ears everywhere.
1048
00:58:22,860 --> 00:58:24,962
- [Paige grunting]
- [bomb exploding]
1049
00:58:31,702 --> 00:58:34,137
Paige? Are you okay?
1050
00:58:34,304 --> 00:58:35,973
Oh, I'm totally fine.
1051
00:58:36,139 --> 00:58:37,608
I've always kind of wanted to
throw a bomb out of a window,
1052
00:58:37,774 --> 00:58:39,209
but there just never
really was a right time.
1053
00:58:39,376 --> 00:58:43,180
Listen, Dr. Lorre's widow
gave me this tape,
1054
00:58:43,347 --> 00:58:44,648
and I've listened to it
a thousand times,
1055
00:58:44,815 --> 00:58:46,517
and there's something
in the background.
1056
00:58:46,884 --> 00:58:49,953
BUGS: ...but Acme has ears
and eyes and ears everywhere.
1057
00:58:50,120 --> 00:58:51,522
That's the guy who called me.
1058
00:58:51,688 --> 00:58:53,957
Yeah, I know,
but-- but can you hear it?
1059
00:58:54,124 --> 00:58:55,726
BUGS:
I wish I could say more
1060
00:58:55,893 --> 00:58:59,029
but Acme has ears and eyes
and ears everywhere.
1061
00:59:00,664 --> 00:59:02,699
PAIGE: Wait! Wait, wait, wait.
That's evidence!
1062
00:59:02,866 --> 00:59:05,536
Okay, that's enough.
1063
00:59:05,702 --> 00:59:08,205
- Wile E., Wile E., Wile E..
- Please stop that.
1064
00:59:10,674 --> 00:59:13,977
Is there some
kind of plan to this?
1065
00:59:18,916 --> 00:59:21,652
["Looney Tunes" theme playing]
1066
00:59:21,818 --> 00:59:22,886
There it is.
1067
00:59:23,053 --> 00:59:25,722
Wait, I know this song.
1068
00:59:25,889 --> 00:59:27,524
- From where?
- I-- I don't know.
1069
00:59:27,691 --> 00:59:30,827
It's like a TV show
or an ad or...
1070
00:59:30,994 --> 00:59:32,095
Wait.
1071
00:59:33,230 --> 00:59:35,399
Albuquerque's
Annual Carrot Festival.
1072
00:59:36,099 --> 00:59:37,768
Okay, wh-- what is that?
1073
00:59:37,935 --> 00:59:40,404
A festival of carrots
in Albuquerque.
1074
00:59:40,571 --> 00:59:42,272
It happens
every year annually.
1075
00:59:43,440 --> 00:59:45,576
[tense music]
1076
00:59:56,386 --> 00:59:57,588
Hello?
1077
00:59:58,689 --> 01:00:00,058
Mystery caller?
1078
01:00:00,223 --> 01:00:02,759
Mystery caller who--
who called me?
1079
01:00:02,926 --> 01:00:04,628
Tell him we're from
Avery, Jones and Maltese.
1080
01:00:04,795 --> 01:00:06,797
We're from
Avery, Jones and Maltese.
1081
01:00:06,964 --> 01:00:09,600
You can show
yourself at any time.
1082
01:00:09,766 --> 01:00:13,537
BUGS:
So, uh, what is up, doc?
1083
01:00:13,704 --> 01:00:14,771
Who's there?
1084
01:00:14,938 --> 01:00:16,440
BUGS:
I'll never tell you, Mac.
1085
01:00:16,607 --> 01:00:18,775
I'm a creature of the night,
a shadow that moves.
1086
01:00:18,942 --> 01:00:20,577
You'll never
figure out who I--
1087
01:00:20,744 --> 01:00:22,112
[Bugs screaming]
1088
01:00:22,279 --> 01:00:23,714
Oh, my! Oh, heavens!
1089
01:00:23,880 --> 01:00:24,982
You've seen my face.
1090
01:00:25,148 --> 01:00:27,117
Don't look at me.
I'm too...
1091
01:00:27,284 --> 01:00:28,885
beautiful?
1092
01:00:29,053 --> 01:00:30,220
Mystery caller?
1093
01:00:30,387 --> 01:00:32,056
I tell you,
the budgie has been bumbling
1094
01:00:32,222 --> 01:00:34,658
and stumbling your way
through this case for weeks.
1095
01:00:34,825 --> 01:00:36,793
You're lucky
you have me on your side.
1096
01:00:36,960 --> 01:00:38,829
Hey, you been followed?
Got eyes on you?
1097
01:00:38,996 --> 01:00:40,464
Caught by a red-light camera?
1098
01:00:40,631 --> 01:00:41,732
Spotted by a drone?
1099
01:00:41,898 --> 01:00:44,134
Have you been bugged?
[giggles]
1100
01:00:44,301 --> 01:00:46,003
This is just
getting embarrassing now.
1101
01:00:46,169 --> 01:00:48,171
Look, I got like
a million questions for you.
1102
01:00:48,338 --> 01:00:49,640
Why didn't you call again?
1103
01:00:49,806 --> 01:00:51,241
What happened to Dr. Lorre?
1104
01:00:51,408 --> 01:00:53,111
And what can you tell us
about Project Sisyphus?
1105
01:00:53,276 --> 01:00:55,079
Enough with the questions,
counselor.
1106
01:00:55,245 --> 01:00:57,447
This calls for a flashback.
1107
01:00:57,914 --> 01:00:59,750
Dr. Lorre
was the head inventor
1108
01:00:59,916 --> 01:01:02,586
of Acme cartoon products,
you see.
1109
01:01:02,753 --> 01:01:05,288
He built some amazing things.
1110
01:01:05,455 --> 01:01:08,126
Essentials, like
the Quick Change Machine.
1111
01:01:08,291 --> 01:01:11,495
One day, they sent
an executive from corporate
1112
01:01:11,662 --> 01:01:13,097
to oversee things.
1113
01:01:13,263 --> 01:01:15,265
The guy was a real turkey.
1114
01:01:15,699 --> 01:01:20,270
Suddenly, there was
a lot of secrets.
1115
01:01:20,437 --> 01:01:23,874
They called it
Project Sisyphus.
1116
01:01:24,042 --> 01:01:25,475
Under the new management,
1117
01:01:25,642 --> 01:01:27,844
the tests became
increasingly reckless.
1118
01:01:28,012 --> 01:01:30,213
- [blowing]
- [explosion booming]
1119
01:01:30,380 --> 01:01:32,116
I'm not sure I understand.
1120
01:01:32,282 --> 01:01:33,617
What was it all for?
1121
01:01:33,784 --> 01:01:36,987
They weren't inventing
products for cartoons.
1122
01:01:37,155 --> 01:01:38,655
They were using cartoons
1123
01:01:38,822 --> 01:01:40,791
to invent products!
1124
01:01:41,792 --> 01:01:44,128
Dr. Lorre told them
this was wrong
1125
01:01:44,294 --> 01:01:47,330
and that their tests
were harmful to cartoons.
1126
01:01:47,497 --> 01:01:50,034
He pleaded with them
to put an end to it.
1127
01:01:50,200 --> 01:01:51,968
But instead...
1128
01:01:52,136 --> 01:01:54,304
...they put an end to him.
1129
01:01:55,539 --> 01:01:57,808
Everyone who worked on
Project Sisyphus
1130
01:01:57,974 --> 01:01:59,077
is either missing,
1131
01:01:59,242 --> 01:02:00,844
or forced to work for Acme...
1132
01:02:01,012 --> 01:02:03,580
-[evil laughter]
-...or quacked.
1133
01:02:03,747 --> 01:02:04,915
And when did the program end?
1134
01:02:05,083 --> 01:02:06,216
BUGS: Don't you see?
1135
01:02:06,383 --> 01:02:07,517
It never ended.
1136
01:02:07,684 --> 01:02:09,653
It evolved.
1137
01:02:09,820 --> 01:02:13,356
Instead of testing
dangerous products in the lab,
1138
01:02:13,523 --> 01:02:15,193
they let them out
into the real world.
1139
01:02:15,358 --> 01:02:17,527
- Yes.
- Wile E.'s rocket skates,
1140
01:02:17,694 --> 01:02:19,529
they were
designed to backfire.
1141
01:02:19,696 --> 01:02:21,364
BUGS:
Now you're getting it.
1142
01:02:21,531 --> 01:02:24,868
The more something breaks,
the more a cartoon gets hurt,
1143
01:02:25,036 --> 01:02:28,238
the more data to make better
Acme products for humans.
1144
01:02:28,405 --> 01:02:30,174
Exactly, exactly.
1145
01:02:30,340 --> 01:02:34,377
Wile, you're what they call
a, uh, a high-usage user.
1146
01:02:34,544 --> 01:02:37,748
They let you boom
and splat and bang
1147
01:02:37,914 --> 01:02:39,750
for years and years,
1148
01:02:39,916 --> 01:02:41,885
knowing full well the toll.
1149
01:02:42,053 --> 01:02:43,353
Would you testify
to this in court?
1150
01:02:43,520 --> 01:02:45,022
The world needs to hear this.
1151
01:02:45,189 --> 01:02:46,623
No, no, no.
1152
01:02:46,790 --> 01:02:48,592
You need someone on
the inside to spill the beans.
1153
01:02:48,759 --> 01:02:51,095
Get the head of PR
at Acme to testify.
1154
01:02:51,261 --> 01:02:52,295
He's a master of spin.
1155
01:02:52,462 --> 01:02:54,098
His name is...
1156
01:02:54,264 --> 01:02:56,633
Uh-oh, that's my cue.
1157
01:03:06,276 --> 01:03:08,779
[engine thrumming]
1158
01:03:08,945 --> 01:03:10,547
[engine revving]
1159
01:03:18,388 --> 01:03:19,990
I think they got him.
1160
01:03:21,591 --> 01:03:23,227
Nah, they didn't.
1161
01:03:23,393 --> 01:03:24,761
Hey, if anyone asks,
1162
01:03:24,928 --> 01:03:26,396
tell them your informant
was a little hunter
1163
01:03:26,563 --> 01:03:27,597
with a funny hat.
1164
01:03:27,764 --> 01:03:29,432
We're all counting on you.
Bye.
1165
01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:32,103
[ground rumbling]
1166
01:03:32,270 --> 01:03:33,503
[Paige panting]
1167
01:03:33,670 --> 01:03:35,139
[engine starts]
1168
01:03:44,781 --> 01:03:46,017
Yeah, that's great.
1169
01:03:46,184 --> 01:03:47,684
No one's going to
get through that door.
1170
01:03:47,851 --> 01:03:50,087
Any added security is great.
1171
01:03:56,626 --> 01:03:59,496
Will you tell us your role
at Acme for the record?
1172
01:03:59,663 --> 01:04:02,166
[unintelligible speaking]
1173
01:04:04,634 --> 01:04:05,669
Okay, great.
1174
01:04:05,836 --> 01:04:07,003
If he says anything wrong,
1175
01:04:07,171 --> 01:04:08,672
- we'll get him out of here.
- Done.
1176
01:04:08,839 --> 01:04:11,842
And what does your role
as PR representative entail?
1177
01:04:12,009 --> 01:04:16,479
[unintelligible speaking]
...Acme.
1178
01:04:16,646 --> 01:04:19,183
So you have authority
to speak for Acme.
1179
01:04:19,349 --> 01:04:22,220
[unintelligible speaking]
1180
01:04:23,887 --> 01:04:27,024
What can you tell us
about Project Sisyphus?
1181
01:04:27,191 --> 01:04:28,525
[whimpers]
1182
01:04:30,994 --> 01:04:32,029
Mr. Devil,
1183
01:04:32,196 --> 01:04:34,865
what is Project Sisyphus?
1184
01:04:35,032 --> 01:04:37,801
May I remind you,
you are under oath.
1185
01:04:41,838 --> 01:04:42,906
[unintelligible speaking]
1186
01:04:43,074 --> 01:04:45,475
[Taz shouting]
1187
01:04:46,843 --> 01:04:48,079
Objection?
1188
01:04:48,246 --> 01:04:52,216
Counselors,
approach the bench.
1189
01:04:54,684 --> 01:04:57,921
This case is turning
my courtroom into a circus.
1190
01:04:58,089 --> 01:05:00,358
They just ejected my witness.
1191
01:05:00,523 --> 01:05:01,591
We don't know that.
1192
01:05:01,758 --> 01:05:05,762
[unintelligible speaking]
1193
01:05:06,897 --> 01:05:08,431
Couldn't agree more,
Your Honor.
1194
01:05:08,598 --> 01:05:10,368
I'd like to file a motion
to exclude all evidence
1195
01:05:10,533 --> 01:05:11,768
submitted by the prosecution.
1196
01:05:11,935 --> 01:05:13,403
Save the original pair
of rocket skates.
1197
01:05:13,570 --> 01:05:15,039
- All else is overreaching.
- Motion granted.
1198
01:05:15,206 --> 01:05:16,673
Are-- are you kidding?
1199
01:05:16,840 --> 01:05:18,175
- Thank you, Your Honor.
- Now, in response,
1200
01:05:18,342 --> 01:05:19,709
I'd like to file
a motion for dismissal
1201
01:05:19,876 --> 01:05:21,112
due to lack of evidence.
1202
01:05:21,279 --> 01:05:23,413
Motion granted.
I'm tired of all this bunk.
1203
01:05:23,580 --> 01:05:25,116
You're not
allowed to say that.
1204
01:05:25,283 --> 01:05:27,351
That's the beauty
of being a judge.
1205
01:05:27,517 --> 01:05:29,120
I can say whatever I want.
1206
01:05:29,287 --> 01:05:30,620
Mistrial? There.
1207
01:05:30,787 --> 01:05:32,789
I said it.
Case dismissed.
1208
01:05:32,956 --> 01:05:35,059
- [hammer squeaks]
- Case dismissed.
1209
01:05:35,226 --> 01:05:36,526
[Bill laughing]
1210
01:05:43,767 --> 01:05:44,935
I have a comment.
1211
01:05:46,037 --> 01:05:49,606
What happened in there
was a miscarriage of justice,
1212
01:05:49,773 --> 01:05:51,075
but it was not a surprise.
1213
01:05:51,242 --> 01:05:53,777
The Acme Corporation
has knowingly
1214
01:05:53,944 --> 01:05:55,478
been putting
dangerous products
1215
01:05:55,645 --> 01:05:58,648
into the hands of cartoons
for decades.
1216
01:05:58,815 --> 01:06:01,918
Acme has gone to great lengths
to cover up an insidious plot
1217
01:06:02,086 --> 01:06:04,155
that they call
Project Sisyphus.
1218
01:06:04,322 --> 01:06:06,223
They have threatened
the safety
1219
01:06:06,390 --> 01:06:08,426
of myself and my client.
1220
01:06:08,591 --> 01:06:11,995
Look, bombs, boulders, pianos,
1221
01:06:12,163 --> 01:06:14,231
they will stop at nothing.
1222
01:06:14,398 --> 01:06:17,435
But myself and my associates,
1223
01:06:17,600 --> 01:06:19,403
we will keep fighting.
1224
01:06:19,569 --> 01:06:21,238
I mean, these--
these companies think
1225
01:06:21,405 --> 01:06:23,506
they can do whatever they want
and get away with all of it.
1226
01:06:23,673 --> 01:06:25,142
Because they do.
1227
01:06:25,309 --> 01:06:28,145
Well, we're sick of it.
And it stops now.
1228
01:06:28,312 --> 01:06:32,316
So we're getting
ready to launch a, uh, uh...
1229
01:06:34,517 --> 01:06:36,586
Uh, excuse me.
Uh, a moment.
1230
01:06:36,753 --> 01:06:38,255
Excuse me.
Excuse me. Wile E.!
1231
01:06:38,422 --> 01:06:40,523
More chaos in court today
1232
01:06:40,690 --> 01:06:41,925
after the Acme trial
was dismissed
1233
01:06:42,093 --> 01:06:43,127
by the very fair
1234
01:06:43,294 --> 01:06:44,861
and honorable
Judge Troppogrosso.
1235
01:06:45,029 --> 01:06:46,596
The plaintiffs
made their objections
1236
01:06:46,763 --> 01:06:49,100
known by wrestling
a six-foot cartoon rocket.
1237
01:06:49,266 --> 01:06:51,601
It's all good.
Nothing to see here.
1238
01:06:51,768 --> 01:06:54,271
[explosion booming]
1239
01:06:54,438 --> 01:06:56,440
REPORTER: Is that your car?
1240
01:06:56,606 --> 01:06:57,941
[car alarm beeps]
1241
01:07:09,986 --> 01:07:11,688
[phone ringing]
1242
01:07:11,855 --> 01:07:14,025
- Hey, Paige.
- PAIGE: Have you seen?
1243
01:07:14,191 --> 01:07:15,625
- What?
- PAIGE: Your speech.
1244
01:07:15,792 --> 01:07:16,893
It's the number one trending
news item
1245
01:07:17,061 --> 01:07:18,129
in the country right now.
1246
01:07:18,295 --> 01:07:19,662
- It's everywhere.
- What?
1247
01:07:19,829 --> 01:07:21,132
They-- they like my speech?
1248
01:07:21,298 --> 01:07:23,334
PAIGE:
Well, and the car exploded,
1249
01:07:23,501 --> 01:07:25,236
I-- I think is a part of it.
1250
01:07:25,802 --> 01:07:27,204
- Mr. Avery.
- Mr. Avery.
1251
01:07:27,371 --> 01:07:28,571
- Mr. Avery.
- Mr. Avery.
1252
01:07:28,738 --> 01:07:30,307
- I gotta go.
- Mr. Avery.
1253
01:07:30,474 --> 01:07:32,043
Mr. Avery,
any comment on Congress
1254
01:07:32,209 --> 01:07:33,244
agreeing to hear your case?
1255
01:07:33,411 --> 01:07:35,046
Uh, uh, Congress?
1256
01:07:35,212 --> 01:07:37,381
Thoughts on Foghorn Leghorn
agreeing to testify.
1257
01:07:37,547 --> 01:07:39,682
No, uh, did--
did you say Congress?
1258
01:07:39,849 --> 01:07:41,218
They're putting Acme
under the microscope.
1259
01:07:41,385 --> 01:07:44,221
- You're going to DC.
- We're going to DC?
1260
01:07:44,388 --> 01:07:46,323
We're going to DC!
1261
01:07:47,191 --> 01:07:50,361
Uh, okay.
Well, uh, no-- no comment.
1262
01:07:50,528 --> 01:07:51,728
- Mr. Avery.
- Mr. Avery.
1263
01:07:51,895 --> 01:07:53,431
- Mr. Avery.
- KEVIN: Thank you.
1264
01:07:53,596 --> 01:07:55,032
REPORTERS: Mr. Avery.
1265
01:07:57,501 --> 01:07:59,602
Wait. Where are you going?
1266
01:08:00,837 --> 01:08:02,239
What? Wile E., no.
1267
01:08:02,406 --> 01:08:04,741
You can't go.
I need you in DC.
1268
01:08:04,908 --> 01:08:06,343
I mean,
this is the big showdown.
1269
01:08:06,510 --> 01:08:08,345
If-- if you don't show up,
there's no hearing.
1270
01:08:08,512 --> 01:08:11,048
This whole thing
will have been for nothing.
1271
01:08:12,882 --> 01:08:14,552
Uh, the Road Runner
will be there.
1272
01:08:16,853 --> 01:08:18,089
Yeah, of course.
1273
01:08:18,255 --> 01:08:20,723
He'll be there.
Yeah, he's coming.
1274
01:08:20,890 --> 01:08:22,859
I-- I-- I promise.
1275
01:08:24,028 --> 01:08:25,362
So, come on.
1276
01:08:25,529 --> 01:08:27,364
What do you say?
1277
01:08:27,531 --> 01:08:29,933
I mean, the whole world
will be watching.
1278
01:08:30,101 --> 01:08:31,535
And he'll be there.
1279
01:08:37,241 --> 01:08:40,077
All right. Good.
Come on. Let's go.
1280
01:08:41,312 --> 01:08:42,912
[lock beeping]
1281
01:08:44,647 --> 01:08:46,283
[bell dinging]
1282
01:08:49,619 --> 01:08:51,088
[Kevin screaming]
1283
01:08:53,457 --> 01:08:55,658
[reporters clamoring]
1284
01:08:55,825 --> 01:08:57,261
6.5
1285
01:08:57,428 --> 01:08:59,597
REPORTER: Mr. Avery,
Mr. Avery, how's the water?
1286
01:09:00,763 --> 01:09:02,799
HENRY: What initially
seemed to be a case
1287
01:09:02,966 --> 01:09:04,401
of routine
product malfunction
1288
01:09:04,568 --> 01:09:06,370
has turned into
a David versus Goliath
1289
01:09:06,537 --> 01:09:08,105
tale as old as time.
1290
01:09:08,272 --> 01:09:09,507
We would like to wish our
furry little friend
1291
01:09:09,672 --> 01:09:10,807
good luck in DC.
1292
01:09:10,974 --> 01:09:11,908
We're rooting for you,
Wile E.
1293
01:09:12,076 --> 01:09:13,511
And we always were
1294
01:09:13,676 --> 01:09:15,379
from day one.
1295
01:09:15,546 --> 01:09:16,813
[pencil screams]
1296
01:09:16,980 --> 01:09:18,848
[all screaming]
1297
01:09:19,016 --> 01:09:20,650
["II Barbiere Di Siviglia"
playing]
1298
01:09:20,817 --> 01:09:23,554
[operatic singing]
1299
01:09:23,720 --> 01:09:26,190
When a company is
this successful...
1300
01:09:26,357 --> 01:09:27,957
[chuckling]
...there's always someone
1301
01:09:28,125 --> 01:09:29,859
looking to tear it down.
1302
01:09:30,027 --> 01:09:32,029
But our hands are clean.
1303
01:09:32,196 --> 01:09:33,696
[airplane intercom chime]
1304
01:09:33,863 --> 01:09:35,199
PILOT: Flight attendants,
prepare for landing.
1305
01:09:35,366 --> 01:09:36,567
Sorry about
that initial wrong turn
1306
01:09:36,733 --> 01:09:37,967
out of Albuquerque, folks.
1307
01:09:38,135 --> 01:09:40,437
[operatic singing]
1308
01:09:53,217 --> 01:09:54,552
[music stops]
1309
01:09:54,717 --> 01:09:56,886
CRANE: This is it.
No more warnings.
1310
01:09:57,054 --> 01:09:58,688
I don't care
if you kidnap him,
1311
01:09:58,855 --> 01:10:00,558
run him out of town,
or throw him down a hole.
1312
01:10:00,723 --> 01:10:02,626
Wile E. Coyote will not be
at the hearing tomorrow.
1313
01:10:02,792 --> 01:10:04,428
Are we clear?
1314
01:10:04,595 --> 01:10:06,763
Yes, boss.
We're clear.
1315
01:10:06,930 --> 01:10:09,999
- [electric drill whirring]
- [hammer banging]
1316
01:10:10,867 --> 01:10:12,203
Please be quiet.
1317
01:10:14,305 --> 01:10:17,107
Wile E., please be quiet.
1318
01:10:19,043 --> 01:10:21,045
Look, I promise you,
what I have to do
1319
01:10:21,212 --> 01:10:23,080
is more important
than what you have to do.
1320
01:10:33,023 --> 01:10:34,757
There's been
a change of plans.
1321
01:10:35,659 --> 01:10:36,960
[pen rustling]
1322
01:10:39,430 --> 01:10:42,899
Uh, he... he couldn't make it.
1323
01:10:43,067 --> 01:10:44,268
All right?
1324
01:10:52,576 --> 01:10:54,944
- [horn blaring]
- Okay, fine.
1325
01:10:55,112 --> 01:10:56,779
You think I would drag
the Roadrunner out here
1326
01:10:56,946 --> 01:10:59,283
so you could destroy me
in front of the entire world?
1327
01:10:59,450 --> 01:11:01,118
Yeah, I know you just
wanted him in that courtroom
1328
01:11:01,285 --> 01:11:03,087
so you could
catch him and eat him.
1329
01:11:03,254 --> 01:11:05,022
Why would I help you do that?
1330
01:11:06,423 --> 01:11:08,958
Okay, yeah, I lied.
I lied.
1331
01:11:09,126 --> 01:11:10,860
I needed you
to stay with this case.
1332
01:11:11,028 --> 01:11:13,597
But you know what?
You lied to me.
1333
01:11:13,763 --> 01:11:15,765
Huh? You misled me.
1334
01:11:15,932 --> 01:11:18,402
You made me think that
this case was about somethin'.
1335
01:11:18,569 --> 01:11:19,969
And-- And it is.
1336
01:11:20,137 --> 01:11:21,904
You know, this is way
bigger than the Roadrunner.
1337
01:11:22,072 --> 01:11:24,642
Did you not even
process what the rabbit said?
1338
01:11:24,807 --> 01:11:27,044
You're a high-usage user.
1339
01:11:27,211 --> 01:11:28,646
I mean,
look at all this stuff.
1340
01:11:28,811 --> 01:11:30,381
You're addicted.
1341
01:11:30,547 --> 01:11:31,814
Every explosion,
1342
01:11:31,981 --> 01:11:34,285
every time you fell
to the bottom of a canyon,
1343
01:11:34,451 --> 01:11:35,985
Acme wanted that.
1344
01:11:36,153 --> 01:11:38,756
You know, I changed around
my whole life for you.
1345
01:11:38,921 --> 01:11:40,457
My entire routine.
1346
01:11:40,624 --> 01:11:42,326
It's probably all gonna
blow up in my face
1347
01:11:42,493 --> 01:11:44,261
because you wanted
a drumstick.
1348
01:11:45,962 --> 01:11:47,298
Oh, myself?
1349
01:11:47,464 --> 01:11:48,599
You have only cared about
1350
01:11:48,766 --> 01:11:50,701
your plan this entire time.
1351
01:11:50,867 --> 01:11:52,269
"Oh, the Roadrunner,
the Roadrunner."
1352
01:11:52,436 --> 01:11:54,705
I'm so sick
of this Roadrunner.
1353
01:11:54,871 --> 01:11:56,939
You're never gonna catch him!
1354
01:12:00,344 --> 01:12:01,478
Okay?
1355
01:12:02,446 --> 01:12:04,615
You just-- you--
you really aren't.
1356
01:12:05,449 --> 01:12:06,750
Just stop trying.
1357
01:12:06,916 --> 01:12:09,653
[somber music]
1358
01:12:11,755 --> 01:12:14,425
[telephone rings]
1359
01:12:15,159 --> 01:12:16,593
- Yeah.
- SAL: Hey, Kev.
1360
01:12:16,760 --> 01:12:18,295
Look, I didn't want
to have to tell you this
1361
01:12:18,462 --> 01:12:20,497
right before the hearing,
but, um...
1362
01:12:20,664 --> 01:12:23,801
we've spent every last
cent on this trial.
1363
01:12:24,867 --> 01:12:25,968
We're out of money.
1364
01:12:26,136 --> 01:12:27,638
So, what does that mean?
1365
01:12:27,805 --> 01:12:30,808
It means, unless
there's some kind of miracle,
1366
01:12:30,973 --> 01:12:32,543
there's not gonna be
a firm to come back to.
1367
01:12:33,344 --> 01:12:37,448
I made you guys appointments
to donate plasma next week.
1368
01:12:37,614 --> 01:12:39,049
I can't go.
1369
01:12:40,050 --> 01:12:41,984
I don't want to put
this kind of pressure on you.
1370
01:12:42,152 --> 01:12:43,487
We just thought
you should know.
1371
01:12:45,289 --> 01:12:46,889
Okay.
1372
01:12:47,857 --> 01:12:48,858
[sighs]
1373
01:12:49,026 --> 01:12:51,228
[somber music]
1374
01:12:52,862 --> 01:12:56,333
♪♪♪
1375
01:12:56,500 --> 01:12:57,900
[gasps]
1376
01:13:04,208 --> 01:13:05,409
Damn it.
1377
01:13:09,012 --> 01:13:11,482
[traffic rumbles]
1378
01:13:11,648 --> 01:13:13,851
[sad music]
1379
01:13:14,017 --> 01:13:17,688
[horns honking]
1380
01:13:17,855 --> 01:13:19,056
ROADRUNNER: Beep beep!
1381
01:13:20,657 --> 01:13:25,928
[dramatic music]
1382
01:13:27,598 --> 01:13:34,638
♪♪♪
1383
01:13:39,009 --> 01:13:43,514
♪♪♪
1384
01:13:43,680 --> 01:13:45,449
[sizzling]
1385
01:13:46,717 --> 01:13:50,788
♪♪♪
1386
01:13:50,953 --> 01:13:53,457
- [popping]
- [air hissing]
1387
01:13:56,560 --> 01:14:00,030
[air whistling]
1388
01:14:00,197 --> 01:14:01,398
- [shrill steam whistle]
- [anvil thuds]
1389
01:14:01,565 --> 01:14:02,965
[anvils thud]
1390
01:14:03,133 --> 01:14:05,702
- [tense music]
- [horns honk]
1391
01:14:05,869 --> 01:14:07,070
You missed!
1392
01:14:08,639 --> 01:14:09,873
[popping]
1393
01:14:12,075 --> 01:14:13,510
- [horn honking]
- [thud]
1394
01:14:15,978 --> 01:14:17,648
- [squeaking]
- [woman screaming]
1395
01:14:17,815 --> 01:14:19,616
[tires screeching]
1396
01:14:19,783 --> 01:14:22,286
[whirring]
1397
01:14:25,923 --> 01:14:28,091
Wile E.! Wile E.!
1398
01:14:28,991 --> 01:14:31,061
[dramatic music]
1399
01:14:31,228 --> 01:14:32,830
[horn honking]
1400
01:14:36,433 --> 01:14:39,236
♪♪♪
1401
01:14:46,944 --> 01:14:48,312
KEVIN: Oh, boy.
1402
01:14:48,479 --> 01:14:53,851
♪♪♪
1403
01:14:55,285 --> 01:14:58,288
[rumbling]
1404
01:15:02,793 --> 01:15:04,661
[resounding thud]
1405
01:15:04,828 --> 01:15:08,532
♪♪♪
1406
01:15:13,337 --> 01:15:15,038
[clattering]
1407
01:15:15,205 --> 01:15:17,541
[whirring]
1408
01:15:17,708 --> 01:15:20,110
[Kevin screaming]
1409
01:15:22,613 --> 01:15:24,515
[Kevin screaming]
1410
01:15:24,681 --> 01:15:27,885
Wile E., grab my hand!
1411
01:15:28,051 --> 01:15:30,220
I'm trying to save you! Aah!
1412
01:15:33,790 --> 01:15:35,325
[chicken squawking]
1413
01:15:36,159 --> 01:15:37,494
- [explosion booms]
- [Kevin screams]
1414
01:15:38,695 --> 01:15:40,631
[chicken squawking]
1415
01:15:42,199 --> 01:15:43,800
Over here! Oh! Oh!
1416
01:15:45,903 --> 01:15:47,137
Aah!
1417
01:15:47,304 --> 01:15:48,872
- [thudding]
- Uh-oh.
1418
01:15:49,039 --> 01:15:51,208
- [explosion booming]
- [Kevin screaming]
1419
01:15:51,375 --> 01:15:52,643
[groaning]
1420
01:15:52,809 --> 01:15:54,077
Look, Wile E., I'm sorry.
1421
01:15:54,244 --> 01:15:56,313
I made a mistake! Okay?
1422
01:15:56,480 --> 01:15:58,348
Wait! Wait! Wile!
1423
01:15:59,416 --> 01:16:01,418
Oh, no. Oh, stop, stop,
stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!
1424
01:16:01,585 --> 01:16:02,653
[Kevin screaming]
1425
01:16:03,153 --> 01:16:04,354
[resounding thud]
1426
01:16:11,528 --> 01:16:13,230
[vultures squawking]
1427
01:16:18,569 --> 01:16:22,239
[somber music]
1428
01:16:22,906 --> 01:16:24,708
[sighs]
1429
01:16:28,378 --> 01:16:34,018
♪♪♪
1430
01:16:34,184 --> 01:16:36,153
[watch ticking]
1431
01:16:38,622 --> 01:16:40,058
Uh, what is the holdup?
1432
01:16:43,061 --> 01:16:44,062
He's in the bathroom.
1433
01:16:44,227 --> 01:16:48,098
[tense music]
1434
01:16:57,541 --> 01:16:58,909
Looks like you had
a rough night, huh?
1435
01:16:59,910 --> 01:17:02,646
Oh, thanks
for your believable concern.
1436
01:17:02,813 --> 01:17:05,616
Oh, come on. Do you really
want to go out there?
1437
01:17:05,782 --> 01:17:09,119
I mean, where there's cameras?
1438
01:17:09,286 --> 01:17:10,487
The pressure?
1439
01:17:14,925 --> 01:17:16,094
What is this?
1440
01:17:16,259 --> 01:17:17,160
It's everything
you ever wanted.
1441
01:17:17,327 --> 01:17:19,396
Freedom from responsibility.
1442
01:17:20,764 --> 01:17:22,066
That's no strings attached.
1443
01:17:22,232 --> 01:17:24,102
That is under
the table and it's for you.
1444
01:17:24,267 --> 01:17:26,104
All you gotta do is
walk out this door right now.
1445
01:17:26,269 --> 01:17:27,738
I mean, come on.
1446
01:17:27,904 --> 01:17:29,239
You really want
to just keep doing
1447
01:17:29,406 --> 01:17:30,841
the same thing
over and over again?
1448
01:17:31,009 --> 01:17:32,976
Try, fail, try, fail,
1449
01:17:33,143 --> 01:17:34,911
expecting a different result?
1450
01:17:35,079 --> 01:17:38,415
♪♪♪
1451
01:17:38,582 --> 01:17:40,984
I just realized that, uh,
1452
01:17:41,151 --> 01:17:42,819
yeah, I do.
1453
01:17:49,860 --> 01:17:51,095
You get the gist.
1454
01:17:53,997 --> 01:17:56,333
[tense music]
1455
01:17:57,467 --> 01:18:00,871
[camera shutters clicking]
1456
01:18:02,506 --> 01:18:04,307
Oh, my God.
You look like a stuntman.
1457
01:18:04,474 --> 01:18:06,610
- Is Wile E. here?
- He's not with you?
1458
01:18:06,777 --> 01:18:08,945
I haven't seen him since
we were going 80 miles an hour
1459
01:18:09,113 --> 01:18:11,115
on the highway
strapped to a refrigerator.
1460
01:18:11,281 --> 01:18:13,051
What the hell?
I thought you guys were
1461
01:18:13,216 --> 01:18:15,452
in the hotel room next to me.
I feel so left out.
1462
01:18:15,619 --> 01:18:17,187
I really screwed up.
1463
01:18:17,354 --> 01:18:19,489
He knows
the Road Runner's not coming.
1464
01:18:19,656 --> 01:18:20,891
He knows I lied.
1465
01:18:21,059 --> 01:18:23,326
Ugh, I'm a jerk.
1466
01:18:23,493 --> 01:18:25,328
I should have
been honest with him.
1467
01:18:25,495 --> 01:18:26,997
It just seemed easier.
1468
01:18:28,665 --> 01:18:32,070
Mr. Avery, uh, thank you
for joining us today.
1469
01:18:32,235 --> 01:18:33,737
We are here to determine
1470
01:18:33,904 --> 01:18:38,142
whether or not Acme products
are a danger to society.
1471
01:18:38,308 --> 01:18:39,543
Uh, where is your client?
1472
01:18:40,744 --> 01:18:44,581
I'm, uh, not entirely sure,
to be honest.
1473
01:18:44,748 --> 01:18:46,184
Senator Fudd,
1474
01:18:46,349 --> 01:18:47,984
the fact that Mr. Coyote
hasn't deemed it necessary
1475
01:18:48,152 --> 01:18:50,487
to grace us with his presence
at the scheduled time
1476
01:18:50,654 --> 01:18:51,855
should tell you
all you need to know
1477
01:18:52,023 --> 01:18:53,191
about his character.
1478
01:18:53,356 --> 01:18:56,893
Hmm, I think
this does tell us a lot.
1479
01:18:57,061 --> 01:19:00,931
Look, my client
has a long history with Acme.
1480
01:19:01,099 --> 01:19:02,566
He's been
using their pwoducts--
1481
01:19:02,733 --> 01:19:04,234
sorry, products,
1482
01:19:04,401 --> 01:19:06,870
- for decades.
- Why is that?
1483
01:19:07,038 --> 01:19:09,840
If they're so... "dangerous."
1484
01:19:10,007 --> 01:19:12,210
Well, he doesn't have
a choice, really.
1485
01:19:12,375 --> 01:19:14,745
Uh, Acme has
a monopoly over all the tools
1486
01:19:14,911 --> 01:19:17,181
required for
Mr. Coyote's work.
1487
01:19:17,347 --> 01:19:18,515
His work?
1488
01:19:18,682 --> 01:19:20,350
I have here
that he's unemployed
1489
01:19:20,517 --> 01:19:22,186
and living in a cave.
1490
01:19:22,352 --> 01:19:24,088
[laughter]
1491
01:19:25,022 --> 01:19:27,724
- Truth, truth.
- It's a fact.
1492
01:19:27,891 --> 01:19:29,127
No, no, no, no, no, no.
1493
01:19:29,292 --> 01:19:31,394
Pursuant to
Sylvester V. Gonzalez,
1494
01:19:31,561 --> 01:19:34,098
"chase by predator"
is a legal occupation
1495
01:19:34,264 --> 01:19:35,899
under the law.
1496
01:19:36,067 --> 01:19:39,736
All right, he may not get
a salary, but he works.
1497
01:19:39,903 --> 01:19:42,372
In fact, he's one
of the most hard-working
1498
01:19:42,539 --> 01:19:44,274
people I've ever met.
1499
01:19:44,441 --> 01:19:46,309
And he's brave.
1500
01:19:46,476 --> 01:19:49,147
He will walk out
onto the tiniest rope
1501
01:19:49,312 --> 01:19:50,814
over the largest canyon.
1502
01:19:50,981 --> 01:19:52,282
He'll straddle a rocket
1503
01:19:52,449 --> 01:19:54,118
that he's glued handlebars to
1504
01:19:54,284 --> 01:19:55,318
without batting an eye.
1505
01:19:55,485 --> 01:19:56,486
I mean...
1506
01:19:56,653 --> 01:19:57,888
Oh, uh...
1507
01:19:59,489 --> 01:20:00,924
Sorry. Uh-- uh...
1508
01:20:02,059 --> 01:20:03,127
Look...
1509
01:20:04,061 --> 01:20:07,397
when Mr. Coyote first
walked into my office,
1510
01:20:07,564 --> 01:20:10,400
I was the laziest person
you could ever imagine.
1511
01:20:10,567 --> 01:20:12,402
I didn't want to work.
1512
01:20:12,569 --> 01:20:14,971
I didn't want to try anything.
1513
01:20:15,139 --> 01:20:16,807
Because deep down...
1514
01:20:17,574 --> 01:20:19,243
I didn't want to fail.
1515
01:20:19,409 --> 01:20:20,944
But he's not afraid of that.
1516
01:20:21,912 --> 01:20:25,082
No matter what happens,
he picks himself up,
1517
01:20:25,249 --> 01:20:29,187
he tries again, and again,
and again, and again.
1518
01:20:29,352 --> 01:20:32,622
He would never think
of quitting.
1519
01:20:33,523 --> 01:20:35,992
He wakes up
every morning with purpose
1520
01:20:36,160 --> 01:20:37,527
and with hope.
1521
01:20:38,695 --> 01:20:41,299
And I think everyone
should be inspired by that.
1522
01:20:44,668 --> 01:20:46,170
I know I am.
1523
01:20:46,336 --> 01:20:51,374
[hopeful music]
1524
01:21:03,887 --> 01:21:05,555
You don't need signs anymore.
1525
01:21:05,722 --> 01:21:07,091
Thank you for coming back.
1526
01:21:09,559 --> 01:21:12,063
Mr. Leghorn, thank you
for taking the time
1527
01:21:12,230 --> 01:21:13,797
from your busy schedule.
1528
01:21:13,964 --> 01:21:15,199
Now, we've requested that
1529
01:21:15,365 --> 01:21:18,668
Mr. Avery asks you
a few questions today.
1530
01:21:20,171 --> 01:21:22,073
I've been studying
this guy in interviews.
1531
01:21:22,240 --> 01:21:24,175
He's a blowhard.
Huge ego.
1532
01:21:24,342 --> 01:21:26,576
Here I am, son.
1533
01:21:26,743 --> 01:21:29,313
All right.
I can work with that.
1534
01:21:29,479 --> 01:21:32,250
[tense music]
1535
01:21:35,652 --> 01:21:39,357
[camera shutters clicking]
1536
01:21:42,859 --> 01:21:44,061
[Kevin exhales sharply]
1537
01:21:45,395 --> 01:21:48,431
Mr. Leghorn,
are you aware of
1538
01:21:48,598 --> 01:21:52,069
the Acme program known
as Project Sisyphus?
1539
01:21:52,236 --> 01:21:55,438
I am familiar with the name.
1540
01:21:55,605 --> 01:21:57,674
Okay. And how
would you explain
1541
01:21:57,841 --> 01:22:00,911
the type of program
that it is to this committee?
1542
01:22:01,078 --> 01:22:03,281
Well, it's one of research
and development.
1543
01:22:03,446 --> 01:22:05,749
Great. So you're
constantly innovating
1544
01:22:05,916 --> 01:22:08,052
your cartoon product line
to make it better?
1545
01:22:08,219 --> 01:22:09,353
[Foghorn Leghorn]
Yes, sir.
1546
01:22:09,519 --> 01:22:11,421
KEVIN: Okay.
That makes sense.
1547
01:22:11,588 --> 01:22:14,225
But if you're studying
these products so closely,
1548
01:22:14,392 --> 01:22:16,459
why are they malfunctioning
so frequently?
1549
01:22:16,626 --> 01:22:18,362
That sounds like something
you might tinker with.
1550
01:22:18,528 --> 01:22:22,400
Well, son,
business is complex.
1551
01:22:22,565 --> 01:22:24,935
Okay. Now does
any of the information
1552
01:22:25,102 --> 01:22:27,405
that you get
from Project Sisyphus
1553
01:22:27,570 --> 01:22:29,539
go into developing
the human line?
1554
01:22:29,706 --> 01:22:31,075
- Sure.
- Sure.
1555
01:22:31,242 --> 01:22:32,609
Okay. So you admit it.
1556
01:22:32,776 --> 01:22:34,444
He just admitted it.
Did you hear that?
1557
01:22:34,611 --> 01:22:36,213
He admitted it.
You're intentionally giving
1558
01:22:36,380 --> 01:22:37,914
dangerous products
to cartoons,
1559
01:22:38,082 --> 01:22:40,251
willfully causing
pain to millions
1560
01:22:40,418 --> 01:22:41,618
in this process?
1561
01:22:41,785 --> 01:22:44,388
[court gallery murmuring]
1562
01:22:48,625 --> 01:22:51,895
You think progress
isn't worth a little pain?
1563
01:22:52,063 --> 01:22:53,897
A little discomfort?
1564
01:22:54,065 --> 01:22:57,834
It is, son.
It always has been.
1565
01:22:58,001 --> 01:23:00,438
Besides, nothing
we've done today
1566
01:23:00,603 --> 01:23:02,406
or any other day is illegal.
1567
01:23:02,572 --> 01:23:05,142
Isn't that right, Mr. Crane?
1568
01:23:05,309 --> 01:23:07,811
[clears throat] Absolutely.
Absolutely. [clears throat]
1569
01:23:07,978 --> 01:23:09,612
The law is completely
on our side here,
1570
01:23:09,779 --> 01:23:11,315
and so is the popular opinion
of the silent majority.
1571
01:23:11,481 --> 01:23:13,250
[Foghorn Leghorn]
Thank you, Mr. Crane.
1572
01:23:13,417 --> 01:23:15,152
- Mr. Leghorn--
- And another thing.
1573
01:23:15,319 --> 01:23:16,820
Take a seat, son.
1574
01:23:16,987 --> 01:23:19,023
I'm asking the questions here.
1575
01:23:19,190 --> 01:23:21,791
Take a seat, son.
1576
01:23:23,960 --> 01:23:26,529
There's nothing cuter
than this prosecutor.
1577
01:23:26,696 --> 01:23:29,100
[laughter]
1578
01:23:29,266 --> 01:23:33,037
I am reminded
of my days as a little rooster
1579
01:23:33,204 --> 01:23:37,807
on the poultry farm, where
I learned a valuable lesson.
1580
01:23:37,974 --> 01:23:41,945
Cartoons are resilient.
1581
01:23:42,113 --> 01:23:45,548
Ooh! Hit us with a mallet.
Throw us off a cliff.
1582
01:23:45,715 --> 01:23:48,185
We can take it. [laughs]
1583
01:23:48,352 --> 01:23:49,686
Speaking as a cartoon,
1584
01:23:49,853 --> 01:23:53,024
I think it can even be
a little bit funny.
1585
01:23:53,190 --> 01:23:54,191
Am I right?
1586
01:23:54,358 --> 01:23:56,960
- [thud]
- [laughter]
1587
01:24:02,233 --> 01:24:05,369
So what's a little pain
for the greater good?
1588
01:24:05,535 --> 01:24:09,639
Pain is a part of life,
and it's valuable.
1589
01:24:09,806 --> 01:24:11,142
You like
that comfortable rubber
1590
01:24:11,308 --> 01:24:13,477
in those shoes there,
don't you, son?
1591
01:24:13,643 --> 01:24:15,246
Well, that's duty-free.
1592
01:24:15,413 --> 01:24:19,150
We developed it by bouncing it
one million times
1593
01:24:19,316 --> 01:24:22,053
off the face of a cartoon.
1594
01:24:22,219 --> 01:24:26,190
Those tornado pills
became jet propellers.
1595
01:24:26,357 --> 01:24:29,326
That high-speed tonic
got us to the moon.
1596
01:24:29,493 --> 01:24:31,095
So yes, yes,
1597
01:24:31,262 --> 01:24:35,066
our cartoon products
sometimes do explode.
1598
01:24:35,232 --> 01:24:37,767
Sometimes they do backfire.
1599
01:24:37,934 --> 01:24:40,237
- [laughter]
- Sometimes they push
1600
01:24:40,404 --> 01:24:44,841
the boundaries of gravity
and science.
1601
01:24:45,009 --> 01:24:48,079
But do you all want to live
in a world without new?
1602
01:24:48,245 --> 01:24:49,946
Without progress?
1603
01:24:50,114 --> 01:24:53,117
Now, what is it you always
say, Mr. Crane?
1604
01:24:53,284 --> 01:24:54,918
Ah! You can't make
an omelet without...
1605
01:24:56,220 --> 01:24:57,421
breaking a few eggs.
1606
01:24:59,123 --> 01:25:00,424
Well, that's right!
1607
01:25:00,590 --> 01:25:01,724
[laughter]
1608
01:25:01,891 --> 01:25:03,427
And in this case,
if that egg
1609
01:25:03,593 --> 01:25:06,263
is some low-life,
cave-dwelling
1610
01:25:06,430 --> 01:25:08,432
desert dog with
no connections, no family,
1611
01:25:08,598 --> 01:25:11,068
no friends, I'm sorry,
but so be it.
1612
01:25:11,235 --> 01:25:13,471
- No harm, no foul.
- [laughter]
1613
01:25:13,636 --> 01:25:16,107
That is not an accurate
depiction of my client.
1614
01:25:16,273 --> 01:25:17,907
Well, I was
under the impression
1615
01:25:18,075 --> 01:25:20,311
that no one would speak
on his behalf
1616
01:25:20,478 --> 01:25:22,113
apart from his lawyer.
1617
01:25:22,279 --> 01:25:24,948
Is there anyone
in the whole wide world
1618
01:25:25,116 --> 01:25:29,120
who cares what happens
to the coyote at all?
1619
01:25:34,091 --> 01:25:35,892
[ground rumbling]
1620
01:25:36,060 --> 01:25:38,262
[dramatic music]
1621
01:25:39,996 --> 01:25:42,099
- [air whooshing]
- [feet screeching]
1622
01:25:42,999 --> 01:25:44,000
Beep beep.
1623
01:25:44,168 --> 01:25:49,006
♪♪♪
1624
01:26:01,651 --> 01:26:03,454
Uh...
1625
01:26:03,621 --> 01:26:06,756
Mr. Runner,
we will be asking you
1626
01:26:06,923 --> 01:26:08,992
a series
of yes-or-no questions.
1627
01:26:09,160 --> 01:26:12,163
Two beeps for yes,
one beep for no.
1628
01:26:12,329 --> 01:26:13,763
Do you understand?
1629
01:26:13,930 --> 01:26:15,099
Beep beep!
1630
01:26:15,266 --> 01:26:19,637
[dramatic music]
1631
01:26:19,802 --> 01:26:22,206
- Are you a bird?
- Beep beep!
1632
01:26:22,373 --> 01:26:23,806
KEVIN: Are you easy to catch?
1633
01:26:23,973 --> 01:26:25,276
Beep!
1634
01:26:25,442 --> 01:26:26,976
KEVIN: Okay, good.
1635
01:26:29,046 --> 01:26:32,049
Are you familiar
with a Mr. Wile E. Coyote?
1636
01:26:32,216 --> 01:26:33,284
Beep beep!
1637
01:26:33,450 --> 01:26:34,984
[electricity humming]
1638
01:26:35,152 --> 01:26:38,656
Have you witnessed Mr. Coyote
using any Acme products
1639
01:26:38,821 --> 01:26:40,191
while in your presence
1640
01:26:40,357 --> 01:26:42,692
- in the desert?
- Beep beep!
1641
01:26:44,061 --> 01:26:45,695
[whirring]
1642
01:26:47,830 --> 01:26:50,201
Have those products
always failed?
1643
01:26:50,367 --> 01:26:51,535
Beep beep!
1644
01:26:51,701 --> 01:26:52,902
[whispering quietly]
1645
01:26:53,070 --> 01:26:55,172
[electricity humming]
1646
01:26:55,339 --> 01:26:57,907
Mr. Runner,
have you been a witness
1647
01:26:58,075 --> 01:27:00,244
to Mr. Coyote's
pain and suffering?
1648
01:27:00,411 --> 01:27:03,047
[high-pitched
electricity whine]
1649
01:27:03,214 --> 01:27:04,348
ROAD RUNNER: Beep beep!
1650
01:27:05,516 --> 01:27:08,385
[gentle music]
1651
01:27:08,552 --> 01:27:10,887
Yeah, me too.
1652
01:27:15,426 --> 01:27:18,095
Would you call him a friend?
1653
01:27:21,764 --> 01:27:22,999
Beep beep!
1654
01:27:24,335 --> 01:27:25,868
KEVIN: Well, thank you,
Mr. Runner.
1655
01:27:26,036 --> 01:27:27,770
Thank you
for coming here today.
1656
01:27:27,937 --> 01:27:30,840
Did you have something
additional you'd like to say?
1657
01:27:31,008 --> 01:27:32,543
Beep beep!
1658
01:27:32,710 --> 01:27:34,877
All right, the floor is yours
to add to the record.
1659
01:27:35,045 --> 01:27:37,448
Beep-beep-beep-
beep-beep-beep-beep.
1660
01:27:37,615 --> 01:27:39,016
Beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep.
1661
01:27:39,183 --> 01:27:40,618
Beep-beep-beep-
beep-beep-beep-beep.
1662
01:27:40,783 --> 01:27:42,519
A-R-E-Y...
1663
01:27:42,686 --> 01:27:45,456
ROAD RUNNER: Beep-beep-beep...
Beep-beep-beep-beep-beep.
1664
01:27:45,623 --> 01:27:47,424
"Are you coming back?"
1665
01:27:47,591 --> 01:27:49,226
[audience murmuring]
1666
01:27:49,393 --> 01:27:55,765
♪♪♪
1667
01:28:01,205 --> 01:28:02,539
Beep beep!
1668
01:28:02,706 --> 01:28:04,275
[loud whooshing]
1669
01:28:09,413 --> 01:28:12,549
[gavel thuds]
1670
01:28:12,716 --> 01:28:15,286
Mr. Avery,
I must admit,
1671
01:28:15,452 --> 01:28:18,022
I am very, very moved.
1672
01:28:20,491 --> 01:28:22,892
However, you have offered
no proof
1673
01:28:23,060 --> 01:28:24,894
of Acme's
culpability other than
1674
01:28:25,062 --> 01:28:28,299
the pain and suffering
of this one singular coyote.
1675
01:28:28,465 --> 01:28:30,734
Therefore, as much
as it pains me,
1676
01:28:30,900 --> 01:28:33,504
you leave me no other choice.
1677
01:28:33,671 --> 01:28:34,605
All in agreement
1678
01:28:34,772 --> 01:28:36,073
to dismiss this investigation,
1679
01:28:36,240 --> 01:28:38,108
- say "Aye."
- ALL: Aye.
1680
01:28:38,275 --> 01:28:40,344
- [cheering]
- [audience murmuring]
1681
01:28:40,511 --> 01:28:41,745
Yes!
1682
01:28:41,911 --> 01:28:44,782
[dramatic music]
1683
01:28:46,816 --> 01:28:49,420
Try, fail.
1684
01:28:49,586 --> 01:28:51,522
[guffaws]
1685
01:28:51,689 --> 01:28:53,624
FOGHORN LEGHORN:
Well, no hard feelings, boys.
1686
01:28:53,791 --> 01:28:55,759
It's a tough world out there.
1687
01:28:55,925 --> 01:28:57,328
Better luck next time.
1688
01:28:57,494 --> 01:28:59,697
I think those are
the birds you're looking for.
1689
01:29:00,664 --> 01:29:03,534
[laughing]
1690
01:29:03,701 --> 01:29:04,934
Go for it.
1691
01:29:07,304 --> 01:29:09,340
[squeaking]
1692
01:29:09,506 --> 01:29:13,143
[whimsical music]
1693
01:29:13,310 --> 01:29:15,479
[squeaking]
1694
01:29:17,047 --> 01:29:19,516
[electricity crackling]
1695
01:29:19,683 --> 01:29:21,552
[whirring]
1696
01:29:23,287 --> 01:29:25,823
[high-pitched alarm blaring]
1697
01:29:25,988 --> 01:29:28,325
[attendees shouting]
1698
01:29:28,492 --> 01:29:30,893
[glass shattering]
1699
01:29:31,061 --> 01:29:32,895
[people screaming]
1700
01:29:33,063 --> 01:29:37,900
♪♪♪
1701
01:29:38,068 --> 01:29:40,137
[buzzing]
1702
01:29:44,074 --> 01:29:45,542
[cracking]
1703
01:29:45,709 --> 01:29:47,177
No!
1704
01:29:47,344 --> 01:29:48,379
[explosion]
1705
01:29:48,545 --> 01:29:51,048
- [beeping]
- [whirring]
1706
01:29:52,816 --> 01:29:54,752
FOGHORN LEGHORN: I say--
I say, this is preposterous!
1707
01:29:54,917 --> 01:29:57,321
I say, preposterous!
1708
01:29:57,488 --> 01:29:59,323
What in tarnation?
1709
01:29:59,490 --> 01:30:01,492
Get me out of here!
I want justice!
1710
01:30:01,658 --> 01:30:02,992
If anyone is live-streaming,
1711
01:30:03,160 --> 01:30:04,994
I will be live-suing,
do you understand?
1712
01:30:05,162 --> 01:30:06,563
BUDDY: I have
a medical condition.
1713
01:30:06,730 --> 01:30:08,065
I'm medically more important
than all of you!
1714
01:30:08,232 --> 01:30:10,067
Okay, seriously, guys,
no pictures!
1715
01:30:10,234 --> 01:30:11,869
BUDDY: Get back here, Avery!
1716
01:30:12,035 --> 01:30:14,438
You can't walk away
from me in a suit like that!
1717
01:30:14,605 --> 01:30:17,174
Do you know
how much I'm worth?
1718
01:30:17,341 --> 01:30:20,244
Don't you laugh, Senator,
I don't pay you to laugh!
1719
01:30:20,411 --> 01:30:23,380
[heroic music]
1720
01:30:24,381 --> 01:30:26,949
♪ Beep beep
beep beep ♪
1721
01:30:33,090 --> 01:30:35,559
Well, we tried.
1722
01:30:36,959 --> 01:30:38,629
We tried.
1723
01:30:38,796 --> 01:30:42,132
And thank you, uh, both,
for pushing me.
1724
01:30:43,700 --> 01:30:45,569
[distant shouting]
1725
01:30:45,736 --> 01:30:48,372
Wait, what's going on?
1726
01:30:48,539 --> 01:30:52,309
[joyful music]
1727
01:30:54,144 --> 01:30:57,147
- Hey, look!
- It's the lawyers!
1728
01:30:57,314 --> 01:30:58,715
CARTOON 1: They're here.
I can't believe this.
1729
01:30:58,882 --> 01:31:00,317
CARTOON 2: Can I shake
your hand, mister?
1730
01:31:00,484 --> 01:31:03,787
[cartoons cheering]
1731
01:31:03,953 --> 01:31:06,290
Thank you
for what you've done.
1732
01:31:06,457 --> 01:31:08,559
Hi, nice to meet you, Paige.
1733
01:31:08,725 --> 01:31:10,227
CARTOON 3: Paige, Paige!
1734
01:31:10,394 --> 01:31:13,630
- Mr. Avery, Mr. Avery!
- Yeehaw!
1735
01:31:13,797 --> 01:31:15,232
[cartoons all talking at once]
1736
01:31:15,399 --> 01:31:16,667
CARTOON 4: I need your help!
1737
01:31:18,235 --> 01:31:21,905
- What is this?
- They all want to sue Acme.
1738
01:31:22,072 --> 01:31:24,842
Even after how poorly you did.
1739
01:31:25,008 --> 01:31:26,643
They trust you.
1740
01:31:26,810 --> 01:31:28,612
Avery, Jones, and Maltese!
1741
01:31:28,779 --> 01:31:33,183
- Hey! Can you believe it?
- I can't!
1742
01:31:33,350 --> 01:31:34,451
Oh, uh,
something's in your office,
1743
01:31:34,618 --> 01:31:36,320
apparently
it's very important.
1744
01:31:36,487 --> 01:31:38,021
Okay, you got this.
1745
01:31:38,988 --> 01:31:42,092
[suspenseful music]
1746
01:31:44,127 --> 01:31:46,263
Hey, counselor,
you put up a good fight
1747
01:31:46,430 --> 01:31:49,032
at Congress,
but nothing says guilty
1748
01:31:49,199 --> 01:31:51,201
better than some cold,
hard evidence.
1749
01:31:51,368 --> 01:31:53,103
Here's a gift
from yours truly,
1750
01:31:53,270 --> 01:31:56,473
from inside the doors
at Acme.
1751
01:31:56,640 --> 01:31:58,108
What's this?
1752
01:31:58,275 --> 01:32:00,978
It's about five years'
worth of cases.
1753
01:32:01,144 --> 01:32:03,947
Looks like we got
our work cut out for us.
1754
01:32:04,114 --> 01:32:05,349
Shocking new developments
1755
01:32:05,516 --> 01:32:07,484
in the unfolding
Acme case today.
1756
01:32:07,651 --> 01:32:09,953
Newly leaked
footage from Project Sisyphus
1757
01:32:10,120 --> 01:32:13,457
triggered a pre-dawn raid
on company headquarters
1758
01:32:13,624 --> 01:32:15,959
that quickly led
to the arrest of Buddy Crane,
1759
01:32:16,126 --> 01:32:20,397
Acme's chief legal counsel,
and CEO Foghorn Leghorn
1760
01:32:20,564 --> 01:32:23,333
for their participation
in the alleged misconduct.
1761
01:32:23,500 --> 01:32:25,636
I'm a cage-free rooster!
1762
01:32:25,802 --> 01:32:27,738
Also at the scene,
investigators rescued
1763
01:32:27,905 --> 01:32:30,407
Dr. Peter Lorre,
an Acme scientist
1764
01:32:30,574 --> 01:32:32,709
who went missing
over 30 years ago.
1765
01:32:32,876 --> 01:32:35,846
His upcoming testimony
regarding Project Sisyphus
1766
01:32:36,014 --> 01:32:38,715
promises to bring
the truth to light.
1767
01:32:38,882 --> 01:32:41,818
[calm piano melody playing]
1768
01:32:47,357 --> 01:32:48,559
[Granny gasps]
1769
01:32:49,526 --> 01:32:52,262
Oh, dearie!
1770
01:32:54,731 --> 01:32:56,500
- [Sylvester meows]
- [glass breaks]
1771
01:32:59,403 --> 01:33:00,704
[music fades]
1772
01:33:00,871 --> 01:33:03,106
- [wind whooshing]
- [crickets chirping]
1773
01:33:08,779 --> 01:33:11,181
Well, don't be a stranger.
1774
01:33:16,920 --> 01:33:19,423
[heartfelt music]
1775
01:33:38,809 --> 01:33:45,549
♪♪♪
1776
01:33:47,284 --> 01:33:49,419
[air whooshing]
1777
01:34:07,071 --> 01:34:08,438
Beep beep!
1778
01:34:10,140 --> 01:34:11,675
[air whooshing]
1779
01:34:11,842 --> 01:34:17,748
♪♪♪
1780
01:34:21,918 --> 01:34:23,320
[sighs]
1781
01:34:25,522 --> 01:34:28,425
Well, sky's the limit.
1782
01:34:29,292 --> 01:34:30,527
Sky's the limit.
1783
01:34:32,763 --> 01:34:35,265
["I Fought The Law"
by The Clash playing]
1784
01:34:40,504 --> 01:34:43,774
♪ Breakin' rocks
in the hot sun ♪
1785
01:34:43,940 --> 01:34:46,843
♪ I fought the law,
and'a the law won ♪
1786
01:34:47,011 --> 01:34:50,048
♪ I fought the law,
and'a the law won ♪
1787
01:34:50,213 --> 01:34:53,350
♪ I needed money
'cause I had none ♪
1788
01:34:53,517 --> 01:34:56,453
♪ I fought the law,
and'a the law won ♪
1789
01:34:56,620 --> 01:34:59,523
♪ I fought the law
and'a the law won ♪
1790
01:34:59,690 --> 01:35:02,993
♪ I left my baby
and it feels so bad ♪
1791
01:35:03,161 --> 01:35:05,996
♪ I guess my race is run ♪
1792
01:35:06,164 --> 01:35:09,466
♪ She's the best girl
that I ever had ♪
1793
01:35:09,633 --> 01:35:12,402
♪ I fought
the law and'a the law won ♪
1794
01:35:12,569 --> 01:35:14,871
♪ I fought the law and'a ♪
1795
01:35:44,068 --> 01:35:47,205
♪ Robbin' people
with a six-gun ♪
1796
01:35:47,370 --> 01:35:50,440
♪ I fought the law
and'a the law won ♪
1797
01:35:50,607 --> 01:35:53,577
♪ I fought
the law and'a the law won ♪
1798
01:35:53,744 --> 01:35:56,780
♪ I lost my girl
and I lost my fun ♪
1799
01:35:56,947 --> 01:36:00,017
♪ I fought
the law and'a the law won ♪
1800
01:36:00,184 --> 01:36:03,054
♪ I fought
the law and'a the law won ♪
1801
01:36:03,221 --> 01:36:06,289
♪ I left my baby
and it feels so bad ♪
1802
01:36:06,456 --> 01:36:09,426
♪ I guess my race is run ♪
1803
01:36:09,593 --> 01:36:12,763
♪ She's the best girl
that I ever had ♪
1804
01:36:12,929 --> 01:36:16,033
♪ I fought the law
and'a the law won ♪
1805
01:36:16,200 --> 01:36:18,268
♪ I fought the law and'a ♪
1806
01:36:31,648 --> 01:36:34,918
♪ I fought the law
and'a the law won ♪
1807
01:36:35,086 --> 01:36:38,055
♪ I fought the law
and'a the law won ♪
1808
01:36:38,222 --> 01:36:41,291
♪ I fought the law
and'a the law won ♪
1809
01:36:41,458 --> 01:36:44,628
♪ I fought the law
and'a the law won ♪
1810
01:36:50,767 --> 01:36:53,637
♪ I fought the law
and'a the law won ♪
1811
01:36:53,804 --> 01:36:56,940
♪ I fought the law
and'a the law won ♪
1812
01:36:57,108 --> 01:37:00,111
♪ I fought the law
and'a the law won ♪
1813
01:37:00,278 --> 01:37:02,013
♪ I fought the law and'a ♪
1814
01:37:02,180 --> 01:37:03,747
COYOTE v. ACME
1815
01:37:03,914 --> 01:37:05,816
[song ends]
1816
01:37:05,982 --> 01:37:07,851
[dramatic music]
1817
01:37:08,019 --> 01:37:13,191
♪♪♪
1818
01:38:10,914 --> 01:38:16,153
♪♪♪
1819
01:39:13,877 --> 01:39:19,083
♪♪♪
1820
01:39:27,291 --> 01:39:28,725
♪ Beep beep ♪
1821
01:39:29,726 --> 01:39:30,994
♪ Beep beep ♪
1822
01:39:31,628 --> 01:39:32,896
♪ Beep beep ♪
1823
01:39:33,596 --> 01:39:34,831
♪ Beep beep ♪
1824
01:39:35,799 --> 01:39:37,401
♪ Beep beep beep beep ♪
1825
01:39:37,567 --> 01:39:39,769
♪ Beep beep
beep beep ♪
1826
01:40:10,633 --> 01:40:15,839
♪♪♪
1827
01:41:22,672 --> 01:41:27,877
♪♪♪
1828
01:42:21,965 --> 01:42:25,001
♪♪♪
1829
01:42:25,169 --> 01:42:26,403
♪ Beep beep ♪
1830
01:42:27,104 --> 01:42:28,405
♪ Beep beep ♪
1831
01:42:29,507 --> 01:42:30,773
♪ Beep beep ♪
1832
01:42:31,975 --> 01:42:33,344
♪ Beep beep ♪
1833
01:42:34,311 --> 01:42:35,945
♪ Beep beep ♪
1834
01:42:36,846 --> 01:42:39,517
♪ Beep beep beep beep ♪
1835
01:42:43,621 --> 01:42:46,590
COYOTE v. ACME